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Hey everybody, how's it going? Thought I'd stop by and see how all the disgruntled pax are doing and maybe bring some cheer. I was sent this joke (like my agency, Spiff) from a friend. Sorry if it's been posted before.

A man is sitting in a plane which is about to take off when another man with a dog occupies the empty seats alongside. The dog takes the middle seat, and his FAM explains that they work for the TSA.

"Don't mind Phideaux," the FAM says, "he is a sniffer dog, the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne and I set him to work."

The plane takes off and levels out when the FAM says to the first man, "Watch this."

He tells the dog, "Phideaux, search"

The dog jumps down, walks along the aisle and sits next to a woman for a few seconds. It then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the FAM's arm. He says, "Good boy" to the dog. He turns to the first man and says, "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this, and the seat number, for the police who will apprehend her on arrival."

"Fantastic" replies the first man.

Once again he sends the dog to search the aisles. The dog sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat and places both paws on the FAM's arm.

The FAM says, "That man is carrying cocaine; so again, I'm making a note of this, and the seat number."

"Wow" says the first man.

Once again, the FAM sends the dog to search the aisles. Phideaux goes up and down the plane aisle and after a while sits down next to someone, and then comes racing back, jumps up onto the seat, and craps all over the place. The first man is surprised and disgusted by this, and asks, "What the heck was THAT for???"

The FAM replies, "Looks like he found a bomb."