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Originally Posted by Bart
Humor check:
When we started on the shoe screening policy a while back, one of my screeners followed the script by recommending that a passenger remove his shoes and place it in the x-ray for examination. The passenger balked and asked, "do you expect me to walk on these floors without my shoes on?" The screener responded without hesitation, "don't worry, you won't get our floors dirty." The passenger laughed and then removed his shoes. Now that brings up a very real possibility...what happens when a pax who doesn't fly often and is a real working stiff (ranch hand, construction, tar roofing etc) traipses through the airport with, ummm, unclean footwear? I mean what happens when the ranch hand is tracking cow pie remnants or the lady who was driving the grader this morning tracks mud and dirt from the curb all the way to the checkpoint and walks through the WTMD because she would rather be able to sit to remove her workboots? I don't (and haven't been forced to) take my shoes off but I've seen plenty of people who do it automatically...and they aren't wearing socks :eek: @:-) Maybe they should take the PHX booties idea one step further...put little Swiffer pads on the booties so the floors are contantly being cleaned! |
Simply MUST break in to this thread to compliment the screeners on the little courtesies they allow their fellow citizens when they force them to partially disrobe in public. How sweet of you to be so condescending and allowing me to still fly today. And allowing me to replace my shoes before you continue your TSA Big Feel with my implied consent and God's authority.
Is it okay if we grovel on the floor before you and kiss your rings once we've proven we're not criminals? UN-FRIGGIN-BELIEVABLE!!! |
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I just cleared security in SAN. I was feeling especially spunky this morning, and decided to not remove my shoes. The screener pointed at my shoes as I went throught the WTMD, and I replied, "they're not profile.". She called for an assist, and he swabbed my shoes while I was putting my laptop away and gathering my belongings. He gave me a thumbs up before I left the x-ray. I don't know why I didn't do this earlier. |
Originally Posted by sactoflyer
Wear your regular shoes. After the screener bumps the magnatometer with their hand as you walk trhough in order to set it off...have a seat and let them give you a shine.
I can play this silly game as long as they can. :p It saddens me to see so many removing their shoes. |
Originally Posted by hedoman
ditto.
It saddens me to see so many removing their shoes. |
Originally Posted by myrgirl
Me too actually. I may be a stickler with the shoe profile, but I also don't want people to remove their shoes if they don't have to. I get tired of constantly handing people their flip-flops and thin boat shoes back to them.
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Originally Posted by Lumpy
Simply MUST break in to this thread to compliment the screeners on the little courtesies they allow their fellow citizens when they force them to partially disrobe in public. How sweet of you to be so condescending and allowing me to still fly today. And allowing me to replace my shoes before you continue your TSA Big Feel with my implied consent and God's authority.
Is it okay if we grovel on the floor before you and kiss your rings once we've proven we're not criminals? UN-FRIGGIN-BELIEVABLE!!! There are folks within the TSA that understand that the process isn't perfect or far from perfect. There are folks in TSA that try to offer these "little courtesies" as a way to make the screening process as convenient as possible and make it as non-degrading as possible. Those are the kinds of people you would want to stay with TSA instead of those who really don't care about you think. Then you get posters like this that like to bash to good do-ers. We're not asking for people to grovel at our feet because we give you the option to put your shoes back on. We're not superheroes! We're not special! We want you through security as quickly as you do, but there are rules we have to follow. We just try to make it easier for people. UN-FRIGGIN-BELIEVABLE!!! (I hope there's no copyright infringement for using that line!!!) |
Sorry, TSAsuper. While the TSA staff is involved in embarrassing me publicly, I can't help but think everyone working under the Big Dark Flag is there by choice, and that the entire thing is constitutionally insulting to an innocent Thinking American. I'm not singling out, but suffice to say if you must slap me in the face (legally) in public, don't add insult to my injury by thanking me for it later.
In other words, the whole process is like clockwork, happily and eagerly labored, and, as I've posted before, nothing (as the whalers used to say) is wasted (except the whale itself.) I view it as nothing short of a home invasion wherein I can do nothing except ask the looter to loosen my hands a little. Gee, thanks. A little courtesy goes a long way. Un-FRIGGIN-believable! Absolutely. |
Originally Posted by Travelin Dreams
Thanks for the tips, all. In addition to being grossed out by the idea of bare feet touching the floor, I'm not too thrilled about touching a cold floor even in socks, my feet are always frigid to begin with.
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Check out the stores online that sell shoes that are Airport friendly. The shoe companies are on the this so they are specifically making Airport friendly shoes minus the steel shank. So far they have worked for us. We have yet to remove our shoes, unless of course an overzealous TSA er has asked us specifically to remove them. One such store can be found on our website.
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Originally Posted by TheTrustedTraveler
We have yet to remove our shoes, unless of course an overzealous TSA er has asked us specifically to remove them.
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Originally Posted by TheTrustedTraveler
Check out the stores online that sell shoes that are Airport friendly. The shoe companies are on the this so they are specifically making Airport friendly shoes minus the steel shank. So far they have worked for us. We have yet to remove our shoes, unless of course an overzealous TSA er has asked us specifically to remove them. One such store can be found on our website.
TheTrustedTraveler Bruce |
Can anyone post a link to the profile that is used for shoes?
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Originally Posted by chrislacey
I can't imagine you'd have any problem with flipflops.
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Originally Posted by themicah
And you travel how often? Have you traveled at all in the last two or three years?
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