Let's write a song!

Old Feb 10, 05, 9:44 am
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Let's write a song!

I originally wrote this in another thread, but thought it might be fun to start a new thread and see what we can come up with.
It'd be funny to have t-shirts made up with verses printed on them.


You take your right shoe off, you take your left shoe off, you take your laptop out, and you place them on the belt, you do the hokie pokie and you show your boarding pass.... that's what it's all about!

verse two, anyone?
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Old Feb 10, 05, 10:50 am
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Copyright it!!! That way, if TSA wants to use it on one of their signs in the future, they'll have to pay you. (And if they don't ask for your permission, you'd get to fine them. )

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Old Feb 10, 05, 11:02 am
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Talking

I was thinking more along the lines of "YMCA" by the Village People


Young man...
So we sniffed all your shoes
I said young man...
We're a bunch with no clues
I said young man...
Have a case of the blues?
There's no need to be unhappy!

It's fun to work at the new TSA!
It's fun to work at the new TSA!
We have everything for you men to enjoy.
You can hand search all the boys!
It's fun to work at the new TSA!
It's fun to work at the new TSA!
You can play with your wand
Don't you see the appeal?
You can grope whoever you feel

It's fun to work at the new TSA!
It's fun to work at the new TSA!


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Old Feb 10, 05, 11:12 am
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Next time you’re at the airport there’s only one thing you can do and that's walk into the line wherever you are, just walk in say TSA, “put your left shoe in….". And walk out. You know, if one person, just one person does it they may think he's really sick and they’d be afraid to touch him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony, they may think they're both ******s and they won't SSSS either of them (afraid of profiling). And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people walking in singin a bar of the TSA Hokey Pokey and walking out. They may think it's an organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day ,I said fifty people a day walking in singin the TSA Hokey Pokey and walking out. And friends they may thinks it's a movement.

And that's what it is, the FT Anti-TSA-Massacre Movement.
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Old Feb 10, 05, 12:56 pm
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Originally Posted by ORF2SXM
Next time you’re at the airport there’s only one thing you can do and that's walk into the line wherever you are, just walk in say TSA, “put your left shoe in….". And walk out. You know, if one person, just one person does it they may think he's really sick and they’d be afraid to touch him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony, they may think they're both ******s and they won't SSSS either of them (afraid of profiling). And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people walking in singin a bar of the TSA Hokey Pokey and walking out. They may think it's an organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day ,I said fifty people a day walking in singin the TSA Hokey Pokey and walking out. And friends they may thinks it's a movement.

And that's what it is, the FT Anti-TSA-Massacre Movement.

for the rest of the original lyrics go here

It's exactly what I was thinking when I was trying to get a LSCDO(lightershoecarnival) going.

"Here's my thinking
Half of FTers go to ND, the other half to OR.
Everyone refuses to remove their shoes
and everyone must carry a lighter or matches.
Heck even book one way flights.
My guess is we could pretty much shut down an airport or two for the day"

Now we have a theme song

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Old Feb 10, 05, 1:00 pm
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Originally Posted by windwalker
for the rest of the original lyrics go here
Old school classic!
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Old Feb 11, 05, 1:18 am
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Originally Posted by LEX-LGA Commuter
I was thinking more along the lines of "YMCA" by the Village People
No can do!! Just how are we supposed to make the letters with our arms over our heads (a la Y-M-C-A!)...impossible to do a "T" and an "S will look fairly strange....

I'm stickin' with the Hokie Pokie for now....
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