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TSA screeners play with x-ray machines
A security screener at Denver International Airport has been reprimanded and several others at airports across the country put on administrative leave for sending their bodies through checkpoint x-ray machines to see what their brains look like.
http://www.9news.com/storyfull.aspx?storyid=24705&1 Is it just me or does one need to have a brain in the first place in order to examine it? [This message has been edited by HugeAss (edited Feb 24, 2004).] |
Here is the x-ray image of one of the screeners.
http://www.funone.com/2new/08/homer/homer.jpg http://www.flyertalk.com/travel/fttr...rum/tongue.gif [This message has been edited by HugeAss (edited Feb 24, 2004).] |
Shouldn't there be a piece of paper that reads "IOU one brain, signed, God"? http://www.flyertalk.com/travel/fttr...um/biggrin.gif
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Nimrods.
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I'm confused. I thought that these people were fine and upstanding, better than the average citizen and thus worthy of their great responsibility?! (I don't think I'll sleep well tonight) |
Don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by HugeAss: Here is the x-ray image of one of the screeners. http://www.funone.com/2new/08/homer/homer.jpg Golf clap to HughAss. http://www.flyertalk.com/travel/fttr...rum/tongue.gif [This message has been edited by HugeAss (edited Feb 24, 2004).]</font> |
Admiral Loy has volunteered to have his brain x-rayed.
The TSA is currently looking to purchase a combination x-ray/microscope. |
If we're going to look at Admiral Loy's brain with SEM (Scanning Electron Microscopy) or TEM (Transmission Electron Microscopy), then we'll need to also engage the services of a proctologist to aid in locating the Admiral's head.
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<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by HugeAss: Here is the x-ray image of one of the screeners. http://www.funone.com/2new/08/homer/homer.jpg http://www.flyertalk.com/travel/fttr...rum/tongue.gif </font> D'oh!! http://www.flyertalk.com/travel/fttr...orum/smile.gif |
Amazing! Another incident at DIA. Adm.Stone should take back that recent permanent appointment of the FSD!!
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<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by Dovster: Admiral Loy has volunteered to have his brain x-rayed. </font> ------------------ {Everyone has a right to an opinion no matter how wrong they may be} |
It seems the Coast Guard is expunging the incompetent leadership from its ranks and sending them to the TSA. According to a February 13, 2004 memo from DHS Inspector General Clark Kent Ervin to Secretary Tom Ridge, the Coast Guard cannot account for $497 million in "operating materials and supplies." If you include the $637 million that Mr. Loy overspent to hire screeners, we're talking about real money.
I wonder if Messrs. Stone and Loy live in fancy mansions. <font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by TSAMGR: Admiral Loy is no longer the Administrator of the TSA. Admiral Stone (another Coast Guard Adm.) is now in charge. He is the former FSD of LAX. </font> |
They prolly wired the money to Al Qaeda.
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<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by UALOneKPlus: They prolly wired the money to Al Qaeda.</font> Either way, I'm sure there's cash flow between these terrorists. How clever of Al Qaeda to infiltrate the TSA at the top... ------------------ "Give me Liberty or give me Death." - Patrick Henry |
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