Santa joins Global Entry

Old Dec 29, 14, 7:52 pm
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Originally Posted by trekker954 View Post
I couldn't find if this was posted yet, but its such a cute video put out by US Customs and Border Protection. good job CBP. If the link doesn't work, just google my topic.

The video shows him noticing a bunch of people using Global Entry.

I was just in a crazy line in SFO, half the booths were closed. I didn't see anyone use Global Entry the whole time we were waiting.
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Old Dec 31, 14, 2:38 pm
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Originally Posted by NA-Flyer View Post
US passport
Didn't look like one
Also, does this have any impact on Canada/Russia's arctic sovereignty claims?
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Old Jan 1, 15, 6:06 am
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Originally Posted by zoobtoob View Post
Also, does this have any impact on Canada/Russia's arctic sovereignty claims?
I thought Finland is the one to claim that Santa is their citizen!
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Old Jan 7, 15, 12:29 pm
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Doesn't everyone know that Santa is a fat, white, US American? At the very least he has his green card since I see him working in malls around the US in December.

Unless he's from Lycia (St. Nicholas).

Or maybe he's Russian (Grandfather Frost).

Finnish (Joulupukki)?

If he's Dutch (Sinterklaas), then we have problems. Not only is he thin (so there is some sort of imposter using the passport in the kiosk in the CBP video), but he has a companion (Zwarte Piet) that wears disguising face makeup and won't match his passport image (and is not so subtly racist to boot).

Or better yet, are robots eligible for GE? Might get "X" every time due to a lack of fingerprints.
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Old Jan 7, 15, 5:35 pm
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