Santa joins Global Entry
Dec 29, 14, 7:52 pm
#16
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Originally Posted by trekker954
I couldn't find if this was posted yet, but its such a cute video put out by US Customs and Border Protection. good job CBP. If the link doesn't work, just google my topic.
http://www.cbp.gov/newsroom/video-ga...s-global-entry
http://www.cbp.gov/newsroom/video-ga...s-global-entry
The video shows him noticing a bunch of people using Global Entry.
I was just in a crazy line in SFO, half the booths were closed. I didn't see anyone use Global Entry the whole time we were waiting.
Jan 7, 15, 12:29 pm
#19
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Doesn't everyone know that Santa is a fat, white, US American? At the very least he has his green card since I see him working in malls around the US in December.
Unless he's from Lycia (St. Nicholas).
Or maybe he's Russian (Grandfather Frost).
Finnish (Joulupukki)?
If he's Dutch (Sinterklaas), then we have problems. Not only is he thin (so there is some sort of imposter using the passport in the kiosk in the CBP video), but he has a companion (Zwarte Piet) that wears disguising face makeup and won't match his passport image (and is not so subtly racist to boot).
Or better yet, are robots eligible for GE? Might get "X" every time due to a lack of fingerprints.
Unless he's from Lycia (St. Nicholas).
Or maybe he's Russian (Grandfather Frost).
Finnish (Joulupukki)?
If he's Dutch (Sinterklaas), then we have problems. Not only is he thin (so there is some sort of imposter using the passport in the kiosk in the CBP video), but he has a companion (Zwarte Piet) that wears disguising face makeup and won't match his passport image (and is not so subtly racist to boot).
Or better yet, are robots eligible for GE? Might get "X" every time due to a lack of fingerprints.
Jan 7, 15, 5:35 pm
#20
Join Date: Nov 2010
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He knows when you are sleeping, He knows when you're on the can
He'll hunt you down and blast your ... from here to Pakistan
Oh!
You'd better not breathe, You'd better not move,
You're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude.
Santa Claus is gunning you down!
He'll hunt you down and blast your ... from here to Pakistan
Oh!
You'd better not breathe, You'd better not move,
You're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude.
Santa Claus is gunning you down!
