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Man arrested for how shall we say, masturbating, on United flight

Man arrested for how shall we say, masturbating, on United flight

Old Jul 20, 2011, 1:57 pm
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Originally Posted by jtodd
I hope that judge keeps plenty of tissues handy.
He does, rigid sentences are a real tearjerker
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Old Jul 20, 2011, 2:07 pm
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Originally Posted by CMK10
He does, rigid sentences are a real tearjerker
That calls for

http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot
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Old Jul 20, 2011, 2:11 pm
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Originally Posted by CMK10
He does, rigid sentences are a real tearjerker
He fears that sparing the rod will spoil the child.... can't wait to see what the defense has mounted.
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Old Jul 20, 2011, 6:04 pm
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If he's lucky, he'll beat the rap.
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Old Jul 20, 2011, 6:54 pm
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Dude, that's gross. The grossest thing I ever saw was the guy across the row from me kept bringing up his hand to his nose and making blowing noises and then wiping his hand on his pants. I thought they must be dry blows. Nope. When the lights came back on, his pants leg was just covered in snot. Normally, I jump out of the seat the second the fasten seatbelt light goes off after landing. This time, I hung out in my seat and leaned the other way. No way did I want him bumping into me. Do these people grow up in barns?
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Old Oct 6, 2012, 12:12 am
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I'd take a masturbator sitting behind me than that woman who was coughing and sneezing on yesterday's AA flight from YUL -> DFW. (And because I can only take 3 oz of hand sanitizer with me it was hard to sanitize every time she coughed.)

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Old Oct 6, 2012, 4:39 am
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Originally Posted by travfar
Do these people grow up in barns?
Jesus Christ, close the door! Where were you born, in a barn?
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