Man arrested for how shall we say, masturbating, on United flight
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Dude, that's gross. The grossest thing I ever saw was the guy across the row from me kept bringing up his hand to his nose and making blowing noises and then wiping his hand on his pants. I thought they must be dry blows. Nope. When the lights came back on, his pants leg was just covered in snot. Normally, I jump out of the seat the second the fasten seatbelt light goes off after landing. This time, I hung out in my seat and leaned the other way. No way did I want him bumping into me. Do these people grow up in barns?
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I'd take a masturbator sitting behind me than that woman who was coughing and sneezing on yesterday's AA flight from YUL -> DFW. (And because I can only take 3 oz of hand sanitizer with me it was hard to sanitize every time she coughed.)
Last edited by reamworks; Oct 6, 2012 at 12:18 am