New TSA slogans
 

feel free to add your own

Can't see London, Can't see France
Unless we see your underpants.

Grope discounts available

If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first.

Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.

Don't worry. My hands are still warm from the last guy.

Wanna Fly? Drop your fly.

We've handled more balls than Barney Frank.

We are now free to move around your pants.

We rub you the wrong way so you can be on your way.

It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.

When in doubt, we make you whip it out.

TSA: Touch'in Squeez'in Arrest'in

You WERE a virgin.

We handle more packages than the USPS.

We're from the government and we're here to help. ™

We're the TSA. Do you want to fly today? ™

Gate Rape™

Can't take credit for this, but it's good

"Exploring the vas deferens between security and liberty"
--Radley Balko

Ouch!

The TSA: Keeping you safe in the war on terror one penis and two breasts at a time

"You'll get your nuts on the plane, I'll get your nuts right now"

"Destination TSA: WeWannaFeelYa"

"A TSA security checkpoint can be quite moving..., you'll feel touched"

"It's our business to touch your business". Yeh, stolen from SNL, but too good not to repeat.

If we don't get-off ... you don't get on!

We like your fly, and it shows.

We're the TSA. Do you want to fly today?

Soon to be response from angry concerned parent over the molesting of their child:

Do you want to die today?

Terrorizing
Stupid
Americans

A TSA anthem: "Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii love ta paw ya baby".

Not exactly a slogan, but this made me lol when I saw it on Twitter:

"TSA is the DRM of travel. They inconvenience all non-terrorists (paying customers) and seem ineffective at stopping terrorists (pirates)."