What would TSAs front-door service-sign be?

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Old Nov 19, 10, 8:49 am
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What would TSAs front-door service-sign be?

Ever see those "no shirt, no shoes, no service" signs? What would TSA's sign look like? And/or what would we put on the back of this card (http://securityedition.com/cards/) to show contrast? Thinking something like this:

By attempting to enter or remain in the sterile area, the individual consents to any and all TSA administrative searches.

Failure to comply will result in immediate removal, and possible civil penalties.

For security reasons, the procedures and limits of the administrative search are not published.

The details are out of the text, just the service requirements. If you want to enter area X (irrespective of what you do in that area, such as board a plane), you must submit to rules Y (such as personal xray machines, random terminal searches, gate patdowns, etc).

Interestingly, the focus on the TSA's message isn't any longer about during the search process (do you want to fly today?), or after the search process (the rules are on the web site), it's on before the search process (no search, no entry; if you don't like it, you don't have to fly).

The tangent I'm stuck on that doesn't seem to be getting much attention is that searches are not just limited to entry they also exist for inside, and if someone will find themselves in a situation of refusing a gate-search in a connecting city.
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How about:

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Those are strategic and tactical statements, not operational. imo.
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Originally Posted by tev9999 View Post
Constitution Does Not Apply Beyond This Point
That's pretty much what the signs you see when walking across a land border with the US say .. I forget the exact wording, but it's something to the effect of "you are leaving the laws and protection of the United States".
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How about:

Constitution Does Not Apply Beyond This Point

Simple and true.
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