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TXagogo Oct 27, 2010 10:15 am

TSA agents asking for your name?
 
Hi folks,
New here, please excuse me if I break any "rules" while I'm learning.

I have had several encounters at my home airport (DFW) whereby the agent in the security line takes the boarding pass and ID and then asks "what is your name?"

Does anyone know what this is all about. I've been tempted to say "Read it yourself in black and white". And it's not just one aget. This morning they were doing it in both lines to all passengers and it has happened to me in the past. Any info is appreciated.

Thanks...

mikeef Oct 27, 2010 10:23 am


Originally Posted by TXagogo (Post 15023589)
Hi folks,
New here, please excuse me if I break any "rules" while I'm learning.

I have had several encounters at my home airport (DFW) whereby the agent in the security line takes the boarding pass and ID and then asks "what is your name?"

Does anyone know what this is all about. I've been tempted to say "Read it yourself in black and white". And it's not just one aget. This morning they were doing it in both lines to all passengers and it has happened to me in the past. Any info is appreciated.

Thanks...

Just looking for the big catch. Feel free to tell them, "Just what it says on the license." When they say, "No, I need you to tell me," ask them if they are having trouble reading.

Mike

clrankin Oct 27, 2010 10:27 am


Originally Posted by mikeef (Post 15023645)
Just looking for the big catch. Feel free to tell them, "Just what it says on the license." When they say, "No, I need you to tell me," ask them if they are having trouble reading.

Mike

Instead of asking them if they are having trouble reading, I'd suggest using the "Am I free to go now?" question. Ask it, and then keep repeating it if they decide to play BDO. Or, just start reciting the Fifth Amendment to them.

Nobody can be compelled to answer questions from these government clowns, and they know that.

gj83 Oct 27, 2010 10:32 am

A random guy in CLT likes to make up questions like "age?" or "where were you born?" and I always file complaints to the TSA and airport after that. It's usually a random TDC, not all TDCs.

Spiff Oct 27, 2010 10:33 am

I ignore them. If necessary, simply take the ID and BP out of the clerk's hands and continue.

goalie Oct 27, 2010 11:34 am


Originally Posted by mikeef (Post 15023645)
Just looking for the big catch. Feel free to tell them, "Just what it says on the license." When they say, "No, I need you to tell me," ask them if they are having trouble reading.

Mike

Yup ^ but you could have fun with the TSO...

TSO: What's your name?

What's my name. Wait a minute.....It's on the tip of tongue.....Just give me a second and I'll get it.

What's my name. Wait a minute.....It's on the tip of tongue.....Just give me a second and I'll get it.......Darn, I can't remember.....Can you show me my i/d in your hand for a hint?

Or you can simply make up a name...

John Smith
Irving Schwartz
<made up name>
<made up name>
And my favorite......Richard Hurtz ;)

clrankin Oct 27, 2010 11:40 am


Originally Posted by goalie (Post 15024260)
Or you can simply make up a name...

John Smith
Irving Schwartz
<made up name>
<made up name>
And my favorite......Richard Hurtz ;)

Albert Kaida
Johnny P. Yerpants
Greg Van Waspish

The fun never ends when you fly! ;)

mikemey Oct 27, 2010 11:56 am


Originally Posted by mikeef (Post 15023645)
Just looking for the big catch. Feel free to tell them, "Just what it says on the license." When they say, "No, I need you to tell me," ask them if they are having trouble reading.

Mike

I think my reaction would be:

"Are you writing a book? Make it a mystery novel."

gj83 Oct 27, 2010 11:58 am


Originally Posted by clrankin (Post 15024310)
Albert Kaida
Johnny P. Yerpants
Greg Van Waspish

The fun never ends when you fly! ;)

Don't forget about Terry Wrist

FriendlySkies Oct 27, 2010 11:59 am


Originally Posted by clrankin (Post 15024310)
Albert Kaida
Johnny P. Yerpants
Greg Van Waspish

The fun never ends when you fly! ;)

:D lol

Seymour Butts ;)
Ivy Drip

tentseller Oct 27, 2010 12:01 pm

Very appropriate for TSA:

BEN DOVER

joefouche Oct 27, 2010 12:04 pm

If you have a good foreign accent, maybe go for "Sorry, no English"

goalie Oct 27, 2010 12:08 pm


Originally Posted by tentseller (Post 15024507)
Very appropriate for TSA:

BEN DOVER

But to do it right, it would be Benjamin Dover ;)

tentseller Oct 27, 2010 12:19 pm


Originally Posted by goalie (Post 15024562)
But to do it right, it would be Benjamin Dover ;)

+1;)

IslandBased Oct 27, 2010 12:24 pm

"Give me a hint, I really can't remember which ID I used for this trip" :D


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