My friend's translation of AirBnB postings

Old Apr 3, 15, 3:45 am
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My friend's translation of AirBnB postings

A beginner's guide to AirBnB:
"Laid back" - We won't comment on stuff that bothers us. Everything else, however, is fair game.

"Couple with an active social life" - Our friends join us in orgies thrice a week. Or four, if there's a bank holiday.

"There are cooking facilities" - We have a microwave that was built in 1951.

"Vintage wallpaper" - There's arsenic in the glue.

"You can use the kitchen" - Between 8.00pm and 8.15pm during lunar apogee (if we're not cooking ice).

"I think these house rules are very reasonable" - I am bats--- insane but there's a waiting list for treating personality disorders in my suburb.
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This was absolutely priceless and a decent summary of his (mis)adventures after he moved out of the house we shared.
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Old Dec 4, 16, 11:19 am
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I want to know more about active social life. Could make for an interesting experience
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