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celbrian Mar 6, 2002 9:56 am

Dear Mr Kokonutz,

We are not talking about POWER, we are talking about PERKS.

As <IMG SRC="http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/starsmilie.gif"> InnPoints Tyrant <IMG SRC="http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/starsmilie.gif"> and <IMG SRC="http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/thumbsup.gif">TAROM's CEO-for-life <IMG SRC="http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/thumbsup.gif">, it is in my power to make you see the virtuous path of enlightment... What can chexfan offer you that the Goddesses of TAROM can't?

[edited to add: Did you know that TAROM VP's were entitled to free massages and beer? http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/biggrin.gif]

[This message has been edited by celbrian (edited 03-06-2002).]

SMessier Mar 6, 2002 1:45 pm


<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by celbrian:
edited to add: Did you know that TAROM VP's were entitled to free massages and beer? </font>
I now rename myself Executive in charge of plastic knives and inflight magazines. Some "perks" of being a VP are not all that they are cracked up to be.

Next thing you know we'll have to fly DL and get the full DL experience I have been hearing about.

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Getting closer to 2000 posts, one meaningless post at a time.

kokonutz Mar 8, 2002 7:47 am

Well, I have deftly managed to evade el presidente's death squads by cleverly diguising myself as a Taliban fighter and holeing up in a cave in Eastern Afganistan. Of course, now I have traded one set of problems for another. Although, I must say, I feel far safer facing the US military then I do facing the prospect of becoming 'a disapeared' at the hands of our A.P.F.L.A.W.O.E.E.E.H.C. like a certain Dane we all used to know.

Well, I hear a B-52 coming, so I think I'd better duck back down into a cave for now...one Daisy Cutter can ruin your whole day!

[This message has been edited by kokonutz (edited 03-08-2002).]

chexfan Mar 8, 2002 9:29 am

koko- have you gone completely insane?

arturo Mar 8, 2002 3:01 pm

who es dasey?

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Loving, Caring, Honest, Intelligent, Empathetic, Creative, and Giving.

kokonutz Mar 8, 2002 3:17 pm

Leave it to Arturo to get the really bad pun (or was it a double entendre?)...

...back to my cave now.

Punki Mar 8, 2002 5:59 pm

Please stop making me laugh so hard. I have a duty to convince the rest of the people in this office that I am actually working.

p.s. koko, remember it is your duty to protect Daisy.

onefreeman Mar 8, 2002 7:25 pm

Baaaaaaaaa-d Koko...

Village Idiot Mar 8, 2002 7:29 pm

What are all you people doing here? I thought I locked these doors...

Scram, scat, skeedattle!!!

Like cockroaches, turn out the lights, then, wham, the place is infested!!!

kokonutz Mar 8, 2002 8:34 pm

Oh, poor V.I. We have a saying around here, son: Run, run as fast as you can. You cant catch me I'm the Taliban.

arturo Mar 9, 2002 7:29 am

okey senor nutz,

sense yu en a kave wiff lots of klutter,
who es thes dasey kutter?

ef yu the taliban, pls knot git lazey,
or yu bee en kave, pushen up dasey(s).

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Loving, Caring, Honest, Intelligent, Empathetic, Creative, and Giving.

Punki Mar 9, 2002 12:15 pm

I really tried in this post

http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/Forum47/HTML/000079.html

to be a peace maker and encourage hatchet burying and a new alliance.

I failed. http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/frown.gif Rejection is sooooooooo sad.

kokonutz Mar 9, 2002 10:49 pm

I went deeper then I ever have before last night. Came across a sign that read 'Island Grisson, 4,900 miles ----&gt;'. So I started walking. I figure in about 20 more hours I'll be there. Traded my turban in for a Miller High Life lid along the way to blend into the local scene. I wonder what I will find if/when I arrive. I wonder if the death squad (aka timeout tyrants) will be waiting for me. I wonder if I'll survive even if I manage to evade the death squads again.

I wonder what the hell I am talking about...

missydarlin Mar 10, 2002 12:15 am


<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by kokonutz:

I wonder what the hell I am talking about...
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Muffin, I'm sure it will be much clearer after a couple more drinks.

geo1004 Mar 10, 2002 10:00 am

I think I'll sit on the sidelines and wait for this one to play out.... http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/biggrin.gif


But I have an $8 Tag Hauer that says Daisy comes out on top. http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/redface.gif

[This message has been edited by geo1004 (edited 03-10-2002).]


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