How does one become Glam?
 

Any tips? Note that any suggestions involving piercing various regions of my body will be summarily ignored. http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/biggrin.gif

Considering the wit of your post I guess you are already halfway there http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/biggrin.gif

As for the rest, a transfer of some funds to our CEO's account, a strict security search and some more funny posts should do the trick http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/smile.gif

Being glam usually involves a feather boa and sequins. These look particularly fetching on ScottC.

A good old fashioned coup seems like the best way. It certainly worked for the VP of Plastic Knives.

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Dear KB:

Given your technical and vehicular prowess, and all of the associated gadgets accumulated therewith, I think you have already achieved a certain level of Glam. http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/smile.gif And all that with no piercing!

As far as Glam in general, I am reminded of U.S. Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart's famous comment on recognizing something entirely different and very decidedly un-glamorous:

"I know it when I see it."

Which he wears in the show he does together with MatthewClement, FlyinFools. Matthew is our resident Drag Queen. Coming to an airport terminal near you...

Now THERE'S an act that people would pay good money for... http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/biggrin.gif

Total delusions.

KB, You have no need to "become" glam.On this thread you proved yourself even glammer than this guy.

pynchonesque, was that a picture of blairvanhorn? http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/wink.gif

Yes, on a good hair day.

Careful, MC! http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/smile.gif

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where is our beloved CEO?

No, but I understand the confusion. He and Liberace have similar taste in bowties.

This thread is getting silly and will stop please.

That was not a picture of Blair. It was a picture of a silly tacky old Queen.

Kanebear, my Angel, please look in my eyes as I say this just once. If you have to ask how to be Glam, you just haven't got the potential to even try to be Glam. This is not given to us all. We will let you stay if you promise to be Butch and Macho.

In answer to you question. No. Having studs and things is the reason that young people are bored. You can't fix them otherwise.

MatthewClement. When did you last wear a feather boa? Did you wear anything else?

You can always kiss up to the goddessi. And the ability to make a good mojito is absolutely required http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/smile.gif

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