murder
 

someone killed roberto.

I don't like that. The only person who should have that power is roberto's original creator.

So here is roberto2: risen from the dead.

I decideds to changes my password back to lithos so anyone who wants to be roberto can doe so.

Thank you

who kilt mi amigo, roberto? makes arturo mad, very mad. wach out, arturo must rivinge this usles kilin!

im okey, arturo. Last nite i wantd tel el hombre gato that wi are not katfud, but *BANG!* i wer ded, i cud not post. mi gost was here, with IDUR (scary man), but then i cam bak to life - CPR, mebbe?

My cats are sitting here and licking their faces. So all you gremlins... shoo!

PremEx...you are relieved of duty! Matt Wald
will be here till Friday when the Old Shark
Jaws43 finishes out the co-cat-cop corps.
Then Rudi will come back and everything will be back to normal. Of which I will be very very glad.

As for spelling your name Arturo... that was
on purpose... to show you why your posts are
too difficult to read. My cats can write
better english than you and your buddy Roberto. CATMAN

Well, Catman, now that you've let the cat out of the bag, I might as well 'fess up that I was doing the same thing with the misspelling of Arturo's name!

Great minds think alike.

fuls neva diffa

but i am afred of your kats, Mista Katman-Sir.

i wil try to bi gud.

Roberta: thanx for the pithy comments.

and a merry "bosa ma cula, tesha lana jabo" (phonetic, sort of; misspellings here are very deliberate) to you and all of yours.

Roberto, arturo, emmet_s, and sistertodd, you all have a Merry Christmas and may ye be in heav'n a half-hour afore the divil knows ye're dead!

-Harry

Oh, Roberto, I forgot one thing...don't be the first to call someone "raca."

arturo not impresed wiff al folderol-it be cocka del toro. mi amigo roberto and arturo not take thes from hombre gato. he have cocka on his shues.

arturo not impresed with h-neck-ets spanish!
h-neck-ets can bosa arturo on el cula. arturo not cleen up wheen h-neck-ets raca.
h-neck-ets es el moogre y basura.

Roberto: No, was not CPR. Was RPC (Roberto Permanently Comatose)

Roberto: u shuld b afrayd of katman kats. They it!

"raca" is, I believe, Hebrew. The rest was (my) very bad Polish.

No Spanish, dude! Although, from one email I got, I think I may owe everyone here an apoligy. My grandmother used to say the above phrase to me a lot when we went up to Pennsylvania to visit. When I got old enough to ask, she said the first few words meant "Get outta here" or "Leave my house." It seems, that is not what they may have meant and she was being nice/doing spin control here. XXXXXX assures me that one word should have been "dupa" not "cula" and if that is the case, my dear old Polski grandmother was telling me to "Kiss her ____."

So apologies for that, roberto, aruba, nancy, et. al. And all of the rest of you. That WAS NOT what I meant.

Man, the things you learn when you interact with people smarter than you...

Thanks again, all!

In all humility,
-Harry

arturo, no aruba, mebe ariba. arturo acept apolgy from h-neck-etsky. mucho gracias.

my mama no tich mi bad words, h-neck-man: i don't unnastand the bad tings yu say. Its okey now yu sed sorry. roberto no want fite with noone