Rudi's FlyerTalk Aphorisms
 

1) Everyone is entiteled my opinion.

(dedicated to Brutus, Delta, "L"-fare)

correction 1) Everyone is entiteled to my opinion.

2) Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

(dedicated to roberto, for all his entries)

3) Any smoothly functioning technology will have the appearance of magic

(dedicated to all in-flight-entertainement-systems of all airlines)

4) we are what we pretend to be

(dedicated to my ghost, with the above entry where by my fault, my ghost had a come-back - sorry)

5) The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.

(dedicated to all discussions partners on all threats, with a special "twinkle" to myself and my co-players in the discussion about "bohemian" beers and the definition of "original".)

6) Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon

(dedicated to myself, as - again - I go to bed at 2:45 AM local time .... but it is sunday tomorrow - NO TODAY!).

7) Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

(dedicated to all FlyerTalk Halloween postings)

8) Blessed are they that run around in circles, for they shall be known as wheels.

(dedicated to all contributors to the "L"-fare Delta-topic)

9) The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it

(dedicated to all mileage-addicted people - like me).

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.

(dedicated to AusTXHiker for his topic "death & miles")

11) Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

(dedicated to all ff, after taking note of what airlines answer, being questioned how they handel "death & miles")

12) Where there's a will, there's an inheritance tax.

(dedicated to those "after" you - caring more more about your miles than about you)

The version of number three that I've seen before is:

"Any significantly advanced technology is indistinguishable from blacked magic"

Glad you are back!