While the Cat's away...
 

Can someone pretend to be Catman (perhaps Cat-man or Cattman etc) please.

I'm missing him already.

It shouldn't be to difficult for someone... you just have to tell people off for going off the subject at least once a day and then say "I think things like this should be discussed off-line/by e-mail etc"
MF

Ignore me the Catman is back :)
Hurrrayyy.
MF

OH MERRY FLYER!!! I'm so sorry if the way
that I ask people to stay on the topic sounds
like I'm "telling people off." I'm also sorry if I'm getting everyone mad if the tone
of my writing sounds harsh.

If I'm doing something wrong please e-mail me (prefertable to my e-mail address to avoid a
soap opera going on here!) and I will "try
harder" (like Avis.)

Please don't hate me guys... I don't want to
be banished (like sistertodd and emmett!)
CATMAN

And Merry Flyer: thanks for missing me. It's
nice to be missed. MEOW!

How can anyone hate you? You are an institution!

Great to have you back.
MF

Catman - while you were away we all got into trouble with Randy.... we need you to keep us in line!

I must admit I was beginning to wonder when you'd reappear, then went back & read your message to check the dates. Don't ever leave us for so long again: we'll have to form a support group with your cats.

don't like the idea to support the cats (it will make CatMan's absences longer).

I need your future travel-dates CatMan - to synchronize mine and to avoid future symptoms of "Entzug" (what's the english word for this?).

Rudi... I will be more than happy to e-mail
you my upcoming travel adventures (don't think it's relevent to this site!)

It's nice for us to be missed. But while
we are gone maybe appoint somebody to fill
our shoes (or paws.) CATMAN

Rudi... it will be a little while before
I send you my upcoming flying adventures.

AirSleep is calling for me so after 1 hr of
sleep back from SFO I'm going to earn some
Frequent Snoring Miles.

Later folks! CATMAN

Rudi - it means something like deprivation or withdrawal.

You hit the nail on the head.

OK, CatDaddy--Let's stay on the subject. Jet lag or no jet lag. Somebody hasd to POLICE
the Catman.

Congratulations Jaws43, you've just been
drafted to POLICE the CATMAN! You'll get
some bonus CO One Pass miles for your extra work!

Again guys, it's really touching to be missed! Thanks! I don't get this warm welcome from my own job! CATMAN