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Old Jan 18, 10, 10:28 am
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Great thread - absolutely hilarious. I have a few additions:

Move the sun blockers in the FCT or FCL so that you have a clear view and that others guests do not see anything else. (Actually happened to me on the 'receiving' end as someone apparently thought I do not want to see the outside world.)

Take all Etro toiletries from all shower/bathrooms in all FCLs and the FCT.

Same for bathrobe / slippers...

Insist you want to be served Rose Champagne while having a bath.

Order everything on the menu just to 'see it'.
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Old Jan 18, 10, 10:41 am
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Insist you want to be served Rose Champagne while having a bath.
Insist on your PA joining you in the tub while drinking it.
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Old Jan 18, 10, 10:49 am
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Originally Posted by Jgish View Post
Insist on your PA joining you in the tub while drinking it.
You want to drink the tub ?
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Old Jan 18, 10, 10:51 am
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Originally Posted by Rambuster View Post
You want to drink the tub ?
Ok, insist that the PA pour the rose champagne in the tub and then jump in.
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Old Jan 18, 10, 11:00 am
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Ask if you could drive in your own car to the plane and if afterwards someone could park it free of charge at the FCT.

When returning to FRA ask to be driven to the FCT as your car is still there.
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Old Jan 18, 10, 11:08 am
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Request the FIRST CLASS life vest to wear when you are in the tub at the FCT- tell them you are afraid of drowning.
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Old Jan 18, 10, 11:10 am
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Demand that the SmartCar you drove be upgraded to an S-class, for the price you paid for your F experience. HON can select leather.
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Old Jan 18, 10, 11:18 am
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Request the FIRST CLASS life vest to wear when you are in the tub at the FCT- tell them you are afraid of drowning.
That's what the PA is for!
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Old Jan 18, 10, 11:20 am
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That's what the PA is for!
Yes- but then how will you be able to "maximize" your experience by selling the Life Vest on e-bay?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Airli...5fPartsQ5fGear
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Old Jan 18, 10, 11:26 am
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Do people actually buy that Sheiß?
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Old Jan 18, 10, 11:29 am
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Do people actually buy that Sheiß?
I particularly like the fact it is used- where on earth would someone get a USED aircraft life vest from to sell on e-bay?
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Old Jan 18, 10, 11:34 am
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Originally Posted by TRAVELSIG View Post
I particularly like the fact it is used- where on earth would someone get a USED aircraft life vest from to sell on e-bay?
Who would prevent a maximizer (any COS) taking everything out of an aircraft, that is not niet and nagelfest (aka Wasserdischt)?
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Old Jan 18, 10, 12:03 pm
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Wow, so many things to do! I'm not surprised you need to overnight in the Sheraton prior to your trip to JNB.
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Old Jan 18, 10, 12:15 pm
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Perhaps you do the Sheraton after complaining that your Schnitzel or Leberkäs is undercooked and thus you cannot fly on the same day, so then LH must book you a room at the Kempinski, and then demand that since it is only a day room they must book you a suite at the Sheraton for the night. You can then arrive back at the FCT at 0530 for the following day's flight and repeat the enhancement process.

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Old Jan 18, 10, 5:35 pm
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Thanks Rambuster
- Complain about not getting 83a
Careful. Some people worship a deity. Others have 83A (or K).
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