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Flyingfox Jun 29, 10 7:53 pm


Originally Posted by dsquared37 (Post 14216680)
Mother Of Pearl

Thanks!:eek:

TRAVELSIG Jun 30, 10 1:33 am

Ask to be driven from the FCT to the A gates to "meet up with your friends", then ask the driver to wait and drive you back when you are finished.

Rambuster Jun 30, 10 2:54 am


Originally Posted by TRAVELSIG (Post 14217995)
Ask to be driven from the FCT to the A gates to "meet up with your friends", then ask the driver to wait and drive you back when you are finished.

Like this guy !

TRAVELSIG Jun 30, 10 2:56 am

Out of curiosity Rambuster and other frequent FRA travellers- have you noticed there are more than a few customers now using FCL A to avoid "maximizer ambience side effects"? Personally I have run into more than a few- including myself!

United747 Jun 30, 10 11:35 am

This is really funny, now i will have to try this product out and refer to this while in the lounge and flying.

Delta747

SleepOverGreenland Jun 30, 10 4:34 pm


Originally Posted by supermasterphil (Post 13265488)
Re: #2 It is a shame!

So another one: complain to the purser that there are no hot chicks in LH F!

As for the hot chicks you may book a domestic connection after your LH F flight on - believe it or not - United Express. :p

Was on such a domestic flight today into SFO. Just one issue, those two chicks did spend most of their time discussing the number and success of their dates, rather than serving the pax with beverages. :D

supermasterphil Jul 1, 10 3:45 pm

Actually, last night I had the most attractive Flight Attendants on LH 4471 BCN-DUS since I can think. The purser was a no-go but boy the other two :D

I got totally OT :eek:

mamb0 Jul 16, 10 6:47 pm


Originally Posted by Rambuster (Post 13191554)
As we have had a lot of threads about the LH First experience I have tried to highlight a couple of "must do's" in order to maximise the experience:

- Make sure to spend at least 6 hours at the FCT – 10 hours is better!

- Hop around lounges preferably visiting the FCL A then FCL B and finally the FCT

- Complain to the staff that no transfers via limo are available for lounge hopping


In the spirit of the brilliant start of the thread, I stumbled upon something fitting, watching latest Top Gear.

- When scheduled to be driven to the plane in a Porsche Panamera quote Jeremy Clarckson: "The extremely ugly Porsche Panamera Turbo isn't just hideous. It is even hideous compared to a genital wart" and demand to be driven in 4.7 litre Maseratti Quattroporte GTS or a 6 litre Aston Martin Rapide.

FlyIgglesFly Jul 17, 10 10:25 am


Originally Posted by mamb0 (Post 14313413)
In the spirit of the brilliant start of the thread, I stumbled upon something fitting, watching latest Top Gear.

- When scheduled to be driven to the plane in a Porsche Panamera quote Jeremy Clarckson: "The extremely ugly Porsche Panamera Turbo isn't just hideous. It is even hideous compared to a genital wart" and demand to be driven in 4.7 litre Maseratti Quattroporte GTS or a 6 litre Aston Martin Rapide.


Also, be absolutely incensed that you are forced to SHARE a VAN with 3 other pax.

'Not only is this drab, grey, converted industrial van hideous compared to a genital wart, those I am forced to share it with are...hideous compared to a genital wart.'

TRAVELSIG Jul 20, 10 4:28 am

I saw a new winner last week- insist to the staff to have the key to the disabled person washroom- because you need photo's of the "entire" lounge- the PA was speechless- and I was laughing so hard I almost fell off my chair. No, this person was not joking either!

oliver2002 Jul 20, 10 4:36 am

There is a crowd out the taking photos of toilets... :eek:

An example: http://www.so-war-mein-flug.de/index...59b22559b7eb92 :rolleyes:

Hippo72 Jul 20, 10 4:48 am


Originally Posted by oliver2002 (Post 14331442)
There is a crowd out the taking photos of toilets... :eek:

An example: http://www.so-war-mein-flug.de/index...59b22559b7eb92 :rolleyes:

That's why I stopped taking photos of everything.
The downside is, that I cannot provide flight-related pictures in my travel reports. But that's life.

oliver2002 Jul 20, 10 4:53 am

I stil take photos (with my bberry) if I see something unusual, but have no time to write trip reports.

An example: http://thumb12.webshots.net/t/71/171...2zREPat_th.jpg

TRAVELSIG Jul 20, 10 5:17 am


Originally Posted by oliver2002 (Post 14331487)
I stil take photos (with my bberry) if I see something unusual, but have no time to write trip reports.

An example: http://thumb12.webshots.net/t/71/171...2zREPat_th.jpg

Great photo oliver!
Next time I am in the FCT I will be sure to get photos of everything missing :)

oliver2002 Jul 20, 10 6:31 am

What I want to film (not only photograph) is some über HONs or maximisers acting out in the FCL/T. That surely has entertainment value. And of course the Rambuster routine of trying out ringtones beside a VVIP who is talking on his phone in the quiet zone. :D


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