Mess in AMS today - April 2022 onwards
#2581
Join Date: Jan 2022
Location: EU
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That's what I am wondering about. Not sure if it will not backfire - these days I purchase EC habitually on every KLM flight. I don't know that I will keep doing it if I have to pay full price or just wait until T-72. That's a couple hundred euros of ancillary revenue that KLM will lose from me.
#2582
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As in other matters related to AF-KL when it comes to the FFP world, look to DL as a sign of things that may come in ways to AF-KL program members.
#2583
Join Date: Jan 2019
Posts: 88
Yeah, but currently you run the risk of finding yourself in the company of the clueless and ignorant who have never heard of OLCI (or can't figure it out if they have) that pitch up only just in time at the check-in desks and are given the last EC seats because there's nothing else left. If you are really lucky, a couple or so will get middle seats in different rows, which of course doesn't stop them from keeping up a conversation for most of the flight. On a flight to IST I was in the last J row, and a couple in seats EF right behind me behaved like excited preschoolers on an outing to the petting zoo. Their loud and incessant conversation was on an appropriately infantile level. Their ignorance had to be heard to be believed, and boy did I hear it. One of the highlights came when we had about an hour to go. After discussing the remaining flying time, they agreed that we would probably land in five hours or so! I have this feeling that most Gold and Silver neighbors might just be less loud, and less inclined to make fools of themselves. Not as entertaining, but not as obnoxious either.
I assiduously check my bookings, including seatmaps, at STD-72. Almost without fail the cabin configuration has been finalized by then.
Johan
I assiduously check my bookings, including seatmaps, at STD-72. Almost without fail the cabin configuration has been finalized by then.
Johan
#2584
Moderator: Aegean Miles+Bonus
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: AMS / ATH
Programs: AFKL Plat, A3 Gold
Posts: 7,150
Report from a colleague; this morning at 05:30AM Privium took about 30 minutes for Dep 1 (Skyprio back entrance). I'll be flying tomorrow early morning and will report back for the Saturday traffic.
#2585
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: the Netherlands
Programs: FB Gold
Posts: 37
Thanks Xandrios. I am traveling tomorrow as well, flight at 5 PM. Will submit data point after I passed Security.
#2586
FlyerTalk Evangelist
Join Date: Oct 2000
Posts: 14,352
I vividly recall a LHR-AMS flight back in the days when BA still had a proper (well, almost proper) shorthaul J cabin configuration. A Dutch couple was last to board and had presumably received an OpUp. I don't know whether they had been told, but if so, the penny certainly hadn't dropped. Monumental confusion ensued. For starters, they had been given what were presumably the last seats, located in different rows. The guy loudly complained to the cabin crew, he wanted his partner seated next to him in the empty middle seat. When told this was not possible, he was totally uncomprehending. Strange as it may sound, he seemed completely unaware that there was such a thing as business class, and that he was sitting in it! In the end he accepted the explanation he could not make sense of, and we departed with him in a window seat and the lady in the aisle seat two rows down. That of course in no way stopped them from engaging in conversation, which became especially lively when they were served lunch (back then still pretty much OK even on a very short flight like that). That tray and its contents caused genuine excitement and amazement. Wow (Oh! Mot je nou toch effe kijke!)! How was this even possible on a plane? Incredible! Their previous flying experience, if any, must have been restricted to Ryanair, by the sounds of it. They looked the part too. The gent's demeanor and appearance reminded me of a one-whore pimp, and as for his lady companion, well . . . .
Rarely have I been so entertained on a plane.
Johan
#2587
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#2588
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Johan
#2589
FlyerTalk Evangelist
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Montreux CH
Programs: FB Platinum, M&M FTL, BA Blue
Posts: 11,360
You would probably be amazed if you knew how many times I have, on European flights, got up from the EC area at the front of Y and walked to the back of the aircraft to find another seat, space permitting. It's always been to get away from extremely annoying or audibly sick people. The back is usually calm, or calmer.
#2590
Flying Blue Director
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: CDG/AMS
Posts: 1,822
Originally Posted by GUWonder;[url=tel:34623630
34623630[/url]]As in other matters related to AF-KL when it comes to the FFP world, look to DL as a sign of things that may come in ways to AF-KL program members.

#2592
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For now at least, right? 
With the seat thing too?
These programs seem to gravitate toward being more alike in some ways the longer these airlines are allowed to legally collude together as part of government-immunized, revenue-sharing JVs; but anyone willing to bust the trend is doing me a favor when the governments are unwilling to bust up these immunized partnerships. Good luck.
The mess at AMS is one thing that some of us can work around to some extent. The devaluations of the FFP are probably longer lasting even as there are workarounds to that too. Both have one aspect in common for a workaround: shop around more.
Welcome to a change of employer and role. Looking forward to increased AF-KL FB participation here.

With the seat thing too?
These programs seem to gravitate toward being more alike in some ways the longer these airlines are allowed to legally collude together as part of government-immunized, revenue-sharing JVs; but anyone willing to bust the trend is doing me a favor when the governments are unwilling to bust up these immunized partnerships. Good luck.

The mess at AMS is one thing that some of us can work around to some extent. The devaluations of the FFP are probably longer lasting even as there are workarounds to that too. Both have one aspect in common for a workaround: shop around more.
Welcome to a change of employer and role. Looking forward to increased AF-KL FB participation here.
Last edited by GUWonder; Sep 23, 22 at 1:54 pm
#2593
Join Date: Nov 2021
Programs: Flying Blue Platinum, BA Silver
Posts: 37
Datapoint this Saturday morning, flight at 07:00, HBO. Arrived by train at 05:05 (I know..way too early but with unreliability of Dutch railroads & uncertainty about what we would encounter at Schiphol seemed like a safe time). Priority security behind SP closed/unmanned. Went through anyway upstairs 2 lines open, 3 pax in front. Went pretty smooth (and surprise surprise nothing!! at/going to secondary). Star alliance lounge closed waited about 30min for Aspire to open.
#2594
Moderator: Aegean Miles+Bonus
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: AMS / ATH
Programs: AFKL Plat, A3 Gold
Posts: 7,150
I arrived about an hour after you, just before 6AM. Priority line behind Skypriority was now manned , no queue downstairs, and we were led to the left to Departures 1.
Queued for about 15 minutes and then 5-10 minutes more for the actual check. Very slow processing of trays, and while almost none went to secondary mine did. Had some 50ml antiseptic in a side pocket that apparently they were amazed by. Train to lounge in about 30 minutes.
The regular security was not as bad as I had expected it to be: No line downstairs to pass the scanners for Departures 1 security. Upstairs most of the holding penn was filled, Id imagine it to be easily about an hour wait. Could have been worse, but, compared to previous wait times at such an early hour not great of course.
Now at lounge 25 enjoying breakfast or the sad excuse of a breakfast that KLM serves. Without OJ because all machines are out of service. Which can be considered rediculous at breakfast time, or alternatively, a win for not having to drink that instant stuff
Queued for about 15 minutes and then 5-10 minutes more for the actual check. Very slow processing of trays, and while almost none went to secondary mine did. Had some 50ml antiseptic in a side pocket that apparently they were amazed by. Train to lounge in about 30 minutes.
The regular security was not as bad as I had expected it to be: No line downstairs to pass the scanners for Departures 1 security. Upstairs most of the holding penn was filled, Id imagine it to be easily about an hour wait. Could have been worse, but, compared to previous wait times at such an early hour not great of course.
Now at lounge 25 enjoying breakfast or the sad excuse of a breakfast that KLM serves. Without OJ because all machines are out of service. Which can be considered rediculous at breakfast time, or alternatively, a win for not having to drink that instant stuff


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