Seriously, what is the deal with HP elevators?
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Seriously, what is the deal with HP elevators?
I think it is generally recognized that HP elevators must be built and maintained by Slow Elevators Inc., but have any of you ever had to opportunity to ask or find out why that is the case?
When I asked Thursday, the desk agent just said, "Yeah, lots of people say that, but I don't know why they are slow."
It is not like my life is so crazy that the extra 2 minutes to go 7 floors greatly impacts my day, but I do not understand the rationale for it. I cannot think of any other elevators I regularly encounter that are this slow.
Safety issue? Desire to have people enjoy the HP ambiance as long as possible? Do the gerbils just get tired?
When I asked Thursday, the desk agent just said, "Yeah, lots of people say that, but I don't know why they are slow."
It is not like my life is so crazy that the extra 2 minutes to go 7 floors greatly impacts my day, but I do not understand the rationale for it. I cannot think of any other elevators I regularly encounter that are this slow.
Safety issue? Desire to have people enjoy the HP ambiance as long as possible? Do the gerbils just get tired?
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I think it is generally recognized that HP elevators must be built and maintained by Slow Elevators Inc., but have any of you ever had to opportunity to ask or find out why that is the case?
When I asked Thursday, the desk agent just said, "Yeah, lots of people say that, but I don't know why they are slow."
It is not like my life is so crazy that the extra 2 minutes to go 7 floors greatly impacts my day, but I do not understand the rationale for it. I cannot think of any other elevators I regularly encounter that are this slow.
Safety issue? Desire to have people enjoy the HP ambiance as long as possible? Do the gerbils just get tired?
When I asked Thursday, the desk agent just said, "Yeah, lots of people say that, but I don't know why they are slow."
It is not like my life is so crazy that the extra 2 minutes to go 7 floors greatly impacts my day, but I do not understand the rationale for it. I cannot think of any other elevators I regularly encounter that are this slow.
Safety issue? Desire to have people enjoy the HP ambiance as long as possible? Do the gerbils just get tired?

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Most full-service hotels have separate elevators for housekeeping staff. But at hotels where staff uses the same elevators as guests, I think it causes the elevators to be very slow. Just the other day, on the 5th floor of a 5-story hotel, I waited 8 minutes for an elevator and none appeared. I decided to take the stairs ... and have a look at each floor (to find out why the elevators would not work). As it ends up, both elevators were in use, with objects blocking the doors (so they would not close), and housekeepers making several trips to a supply closet to load things into their cart. So they wheel the cart into the elevator, position the cart so that the door won't close (thus taking the elevator out of service), then make several more trips to the supply closet for other items. While this may not be the case at ALL hotels, it was certainly the reason why both elevators were tied up the other day at a smaller hotel.
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i always figured that faster elevators require better hardware and more maintenance. And HP’s design spec must ask for the cheapest (= slowest) elevators available on the planet.
They are a reason why I don’t want high floors at HPs.
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This thread had me bust out laughing but this is about more than anything else keeping new build limited service properties more cost effective with construction
And gerbils like the slow ride.Not so much the guests

Elevators are very expensive to purchase and maintain
And gerbils like the slow ride.Not so much the guests


Elevators are very expensive to purchase and maintain
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I think it is generally recognized that HP elevators must be built and maintained by Slow Elevators Inc., but have any of you ever had to opportunity to ask or find out why that is the case?
When I asked Thursday, the desk agent just said, "Yeah, lots of people say that, but I don't know why they are slow."
It is not like my life is so crazy that the extra 2 minutes to go 7 floors greatly impacts my day, but I do not understand the rationale for it. I cannot think of any other elevators I regularly encounter that are this slow.
Safety issue? Desire to have people enjoy the HP ambiance as long as possible? Do the gerbils just get tired?
When I asked Thursday, the desk agent just said, "Yeah, lots of people say that, but I don't know why they are slow."
It is not like my life is so crazy that the extra 2 minutes to go 7 floors greatly impacts my day, but I do not understand the rationale for it. I cannot think of any other elevators I regularly encounter that are this slow.
Safety issue? Desire to have people enjoy the HP ambiance as long as possible? Do the gerbils just get tired?
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Gads! I didn't need to read this today... am staying at a Hyatt Place later this week in DTC. As a woman, I always request high floor for safety reasons, though different from fcs659. Guess I will pack my patience as well as my sweaters for Denver!
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I've noticed this trend at HP and also it is standard practice at Aloft hotels which are in the same vein. I've no doubt that slow elevators are cheaper to build and probably to maintain as well, I think this is the explanation.
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I sometimes stay at the HP Midtown South in NYC. I always ask for the lower floor, usually #3 . I can head out by the stairs in the morning when the elevators never seem to arrive. I also ask for lower floors for fire safety reasons, as pointed out above by fcs659. Ladders on fire trucks can only reach to floor 8 in most cities.
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I have stayed and two Hyatt Place properties, Eugene Oregon and Downtown Denver (which is actually a combo Hyatt Place/House) and both had pretty speedy elevators, Denver has 4 high speed elevators for 22 floors, and Eugene has 2 elevators for......3 floors.....they occupy floors 5-7. Im kinda into high speed elevators, so I notice the fast ones, and I guess I have gotten pretty lucky most hotels I have stayed at are pretty quick.