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Old Apr 9, 2017, 11:15 pm
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I am a "Glob"

Checking in today at the HP Baton Rouge, with a nice little sign welcoming their elite members, with the elite designations beside their first initial and last name.

There are two "Glob" here tonight, with a few "Expl" as well, and maybe one "Disc".

It probably isn't a great idea to have a sign with the first initial and last name of guests sitting at the front door. Some folks might not want their information advertised.

And, I have a hunch the marketing geniuses at Hyatt didn't plan on "Glob" being the name that is going to stick for this program.
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Old Apr 10, 2017, 12:25 am
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Originally Posted by HoustonConsultant
Checking in today at the HP Baton Rouge, with a nice little sign welcoming their elite members, with the elite designations beside their first initial and last name.

There are two "Glob" here tonight, with a few "Expl" as well, and maybe one "Disc".

It probably isn't a great idea to have a sign with the first initial and last name of guests sitting at the front door. Some folks might not want their information advertised.

And, I have a hunch the marketing geniuses at Hyatt didn't plan on "Glob" being the name that is going to stick for this program.
This name was coined by feeb1 back on 30 OCT 16, so he deserves all of the credit. I proudly call myself a Glob whenever I call Hyatt. In fact, it allows me to denigrate their program verbally without them having the slightest clue.

Hyatt should change Courtesy Card to Gelatinous Glob as a way to indicate the extra specialness of that tier. Courtesy Card just sounds prosaic and doesn't have the Millenial pizzaz that Hyatt seems to be looking for.

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Old Apr 10, 2017, 10:51 pm
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Originally Posted by HoustonConsultant
Checking in today at the HP Baton Rouge, with a nice little sign welcoming their elite members, with the elite designations beside their first initial and last name.

There are two "Glob" here tonight, with a few "Expl" as well, and maybe one "Disc".

It probably isn't a great idea to have a sign with the first initial and last name of guests sitting at the front door. Some folks might not want their information advertised.

And, I have a hunch the marketing geniuses at Hyatt didn't plan on "Glob" being the name that is going to stick for this program.
Very disrespectful that should be two Globs here tonight (plural)
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Old Apr 11, 2017, 12:15 am
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Originally Posted by 777 global mile hound
Very disrespectful that should be two Globs here tonight (plural)
Only feeb1 gets to decide what's proper plural form. It could be Globs, Glob, Globe, or even Glib.
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Old Apr 11, 2017, 4:53 am
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Originally Posted by 777 global mile hound
Very disrespectful that should be two Globs here tonight (plural)
Hmmm, I thought the plural of Glob would be Glob, like sheep.
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Old Apr 11, 2017, 1:32 pm
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Originally Posted by zombietooth
This name was coined by feeb1 back on 30 OCT 16, so he deserves all of the credit.
Dang! I thought they would display World of Hurt that I used early on.
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Old Apr 11, 2017, 1:34 pm
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Originally Posted by hailstorm
Only feeb1 gets to decide what's proper plural form. It could be Globs, Glob, Globe, or even Glib.
I'm interested in the verb form, as in "I got Globbed".
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Old Apr 12, 2017, 9:24 pm
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Originally Posted by hailstorm
Only feeb1 gets to decide what's proper plural form. It could be Globs, Glob, Globe, or even Glib.
It's like octopus. The plural form is Globi
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Old Apr 12, 2017, 9:44 pm
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Originally Posted by jasonvr
It's like octopus. The plural form is Globi
That would make the original Globus.

And I suppose Lifetime would be Globus Maximus.
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Old Apr 12, 2017, 10:37 pm
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Originally Posted by jasonvr
It's like octopus. The plural form is Globi
"Globi" is a cartoon character in Switzerland. My wife and I joke with this tier, that I am Globi and she's Globine (the girlfiriend cartoon character)

https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=globi&FORM=HDRSC2
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Old Apr 13, 2017, 1:53 am
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Originally Posted by 59Impala
"Globi" is a cartoon character in Switzerland. My wife and I joke with this tier, that I am Globi and she's Globine (the girlfiriend cartoon character)

https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=globi&FORM=HDRSC2
Please don't humanize the Glob.
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Old Apr 13, 2017, 4:06 am
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Originally Posted by hailstorm
That would make the original Globus.

And I suppose Lifetime would be Globus Maximus.
If we're heading down the latin angle I'd prefer (s) Globis (p) Globum. Just like the way Globum sounds.


What about a group of Glob? Gaggle? Flock? School?
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Old Apr 13, 2017, 8:47 am
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Originally Posted by dsquared37
If we're heading down the latin angle I'd prefer (s) Globis (p) Globum. Just like the way Globum sounds.


What about a group of Glob? Gaggle? Flock? School?
Certainly not a pride of Glob
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Old Apr 13, 2017, 9:47 am
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Originally Posted by HoustonConsultant
Certainly not a pride of Glob
There are many to choose from here.

One's that caught my attention (from a long list) would be:

birds (sea) -- wreck. A wreck of Glob(s).
cats (general) -- nuisance. A nuisance of Glob(s).
locusts -- plague. A plague of Glob(s).

etc etc etc

Example:
(1) Hey Mike, i think several tables in the lounge are replete with Glob(s).
(2) Yeah, I noticed. It's a veritable plague of Glob(s) this evening.
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Old Apr 16, 2017, 9:09 pm
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ok, this post has now convinced me that "Globalist" tier status name is a very bad idea. I was willing to go along with it at first, but now I see that nobody wants to be called a Glob. I must admit, in all my stays this year, only one hotel check-in agent recognized my "Globalist" status out loud.

Everybody avoids saying it. I think maybe I would rather be called a MOAB at this point, as long as I can get consistent suite upgrades and free bottled water.
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