Any SUV's or vans with trailer hitch?
 

I am thinking about leaving my 135k Suburban at home for family vacation week and renting something. We need to take our four bikes on a hitch mounted rack. I've never checked - does Hertz have rentals with receiver hitches, or is the potential for mayhem large enough that they are not equipped?

Unfortunately, you will not be able to find a rental vehicle with a hitch. Towing is expressly prohibited by every major rental company.

You would probably have to get a 4 bike trunk mount rack instead