Creepy Napkin
#62
Join Date: Jun 2005
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#63
Join Date: Jan 2014
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Actually they already got the candy hearts...Necco went out of business and while the product was bought up it wasn't in time - no "Be Mine" hearts for this year (supposedly will be back next). I was going to use these napkins as my gift instead - now all out of ideas.
On a lighter note: if they just took the crush part out could they get away with these - just contact napkins?? probably not...
On a lighter note: if they just took the crush part out could they get away with these - just contact napkins?? probably not...
#64
Join Date: Sep 2012
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Ironically, I am regularly offended at the ridiculous level of offense spread through social media nowadays. This napkin is only creepy if used in a creepy manner.
#65
Join Date: Dec 2018
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Would have gladly taken a case of these napkins off DL's hands but alas, none being sold at the monthly ATL "surplus sale" this AM. Too soon, I guess.
They did have a MD-88 tail cone for $200.
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sat·ire
Dictionary result for satire
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nounnoun: satire
- the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.