More seat swapping/poaching fun!
#227
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And Ma Kettle is unlikely to be able to offer me a refund on the seat assignment fee. Unless she gives me 100 dollars out of her wallet...actually, 200 for the trouble. In that case, I may make out better than with the airline. She should also gift me points..but if she knew about points in the first place she wouldn't be panhandling my seat from me.
Fact is though, if an airline rep asks me to move, I am more obligated to do it and they will play by the rules whereas Ma Kettle simply covets and either begs or demands. So I still say, if you really want to force someone out of their paid for seat, get an airline rep to do it. Don't approach another pax yourself.
#228
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If everyone lightened up a bit it wouldn't be that big a deal. It shouldn't be a big deal to ask someone if they are interested in a trade, just like it shouldn't be a big deal to say no.
What would work best is if we could all agree to some basic guidelines.
What would work best is if we could all agree to some basic guidelines.
- When asking for a trade, the asker should ALWAYS offer the better seat if possible
- If an equal or better seat is not able to be offered then there should be some extenuating circumstance as to why the trade is being asked...IE parent and a small child (I'd say under 8) Spouse / SO doesn't cut it. You're both adults, you can be apart for a few hours. There are other allowable circumstances I'm sure but without going into 11,000 different scenario I'd use this as a basic guide.
- Traveling with children doesn't make give you the right to make demands for seats but should also not open you to open disdain
- If a request is rejected, the asker must move on quietly with no attempt to guilt the other party.
- Poaching the seat DQ's even extenuating circumstances
- The "owner" of the seat is free to reject any request but should NOT treat the seat as their own personal fiefdom and refuse offhand any request with hearing the offer.
- The "owner" of the seat should accept a reasonable offer, especially if the seat is equal or better, and be accommodating to fellow travelers.
- If traveling with a companion and you select Aisle/Window, respect the person in the middle by limiting conversation.
- We are adults, do not involve the FA's unless absolutely necessary, they are busy with other things, AND not getting paid until the door is shut.
- I shouldn't have to say this but pleases and thank you's are important.
11. If you request a trade realize that you may cause push back to be delayed. First, if the trade is favorable then someone might be moving upstream to get to their new seat disrupting the boarding process. Second, if there is a need to reconcile the manifest you delay the GA from closing the flight.
Happened just yesterday as GA tried to understand why empty seats didn’t match manifest causing disruption to assigning battlefield upgrades. Thanks to the couple who couldn’t bear to be separated for a one hour flight and those who supported the human Tetris moves to accommodate. Lovely.
#230
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People should STOP requesting seat swaps... PERIOD!
I generally don't mind being asked to swap seats, but unless I'm being offered another aisle seat in F that is neither the bulkhead or the last row, 99% of the time I will decline. I do have a problem with other pax telling me that I need to swap in order to accommodate them and then giving me attitude when I say no. The last time that happened, one of the couple wanting to stay together called me an assortment of unpleasant names for saying no. It was such a lovely experience. NOT.
I was in 4B recently. Nice lady in 4A asked if I would be open to swapping with her husband who was in 5A. I said it would be fine except I need to keep an aisle seat since I tend to get up a good bit and don't want to climb over the person in the aisle. She said she totally gets that. So husband in 5A is talking to husband in 5B. His wife is in 5C, and they all want to sit by spouses. So they ask me if I will go to 5C and let the couples occupy 4AB and 5AB. I said sure, even though in my mind I'm thinking...well shoot....now I'm at risk for having to eat the pasta instead of beef for dinner. So I said to myself....self.......do not allow yourself to create a first world personal problem and get your rear end up and go to 5C. So I said absolutely - perfect. Was resigned to eating pasta for dinner. Turns out there was STILL beef left for dinner when the FA got to me. So I guess being nice with seat swaps pays sometimes......
I've had aisle for aisle swap result in going from sitting next to a scrawy kid to a broad-shouldered person doing the manspread thing with legs the whole flight.
I'm a bit of a germaphobe and do the wipedown of my traytable etc while sometimes weathering odd stares from others... have to do it all over again if a seat swap occurs.
In the above Lrtalk example, you're talking about possibility of pasta rather than steak.
You're slowing the boarding process. I've gotta move my stuff in the overhead bin.
I don't like to say no, because I guess I'm sensitive and don't feel comfortable dealing with after-effects of saying no. If I feel there's an obviously justifiable reason to decline (like aisle for non-aisle or go 20 rows back), then I don't feel bad about declining. Otherwise, I will agree to it reluctantly. And then sometimes it works out completely fine. Other times there turns out to be a little something that make me wish I was back in my original seat.
When folks ask to swap seats, I just wish they recognize all these factors. But the reality is, most don't. And that sort of ticks me off and makes me wish the airlines would start banning seat swaps altogether. I know that's not going to happen, but I just think seat swaps lead to so many problems because different human beings have different dispositions, different take on things. The simplest solution to avoid problems is to make people sit where they're assigned.
#231
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Tell them you're just getting over the flu and you wouldn't want your worst enemy to sit anywhere near you, or where you've sat or touched, but you'd be happy to switch if they want to risk it.
#232
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Perhaps a better solution would be to buy a few surgical-type masks from a medical supply store, and wear one on your plane. I'm certain there would be very few people that would ask you to change seats after seeing you wearing the surgical mask!
#233
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FA hears that and next thing you're being taken off the plane and told to get medical clearance before traveling.
#234
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I pretty much hate this story, but I'll tell it anyway because why not? Is there anything more to say about seat swapping that hasn't already been said?
Years ago, circa 1991, when Northwest Airlines was a thing, as I'd done many times before, I made summer vacation reservations for seats months in advance for my family. That year my family included an 18-month-old for whom I'd purchased a seat, plus a 6-year-old and an 8-year-old and my spouse. Fast forward. NW decides we don't need those seats after all and splatters the 5 of us all over coach, nobody is sitting next to anybody. I phone NW and am told it is what it is and to confer with the gate agent about this, which I do. The GA, clearly feeling she has better things to do than deal with my petty problems, shrugs and tells me to take it up with the FA on board and dismisses me.
We have no status with the airline and the plane is filling up quickly by the time we board. The 2 FA's greeting us onboard are unmoved and not inclined to get involved. This problem is not theirs. The FA spokesperson says I should go back to where our seats are and ask around to see if some other passengers might be willing to swap seats.
She wants me to make a problem her airline created some other passenger's problem. I am holding a large, 18-month-old toddler in my arms, and this normally well-behaved child is now squirming because she has been a babe in arms for far too long. I say to the FA that I am not going to do that, and that my kids will sit in the seats that NW arbitrarily assigned to them and whatever unfortunate soul ends up stuck next to them is going to be that passenger's problem and woe to whoever gets stuck next to the 18-month-old. Panic ensued, and like magic, my daughter and I were seated together. The boys were still on their own, but by that time, they understood how to behave on a plane and there was no trouble. I think my spouse maybe sort of was okay with that arrangement (LOL), but we never, ever, flew NW again. The next year we bought a Ford Club Wagon and drove that trip for the next 10 years. So I thank NW for being the catalyst for forcing extended quality time on my young family. We have many fond (and some not so fond but still valuable) memories of those long road trips to the Midwest from California.
Years ago, circa 1991, when Northwest Airlines was a thing, as I'd done many times before, I made summer vacation reservations for seats months in advance for my family. That year my family included an 18-month-old for whom I'd purchased a seat, plus a 6-year-old and an 8-year-old and my spouse. Fast forward. NW decides we don't need those seats after all and splatters the 5 of us all over coach, nobody is sitting next to anybody. I phone NW and am told it is what it is and to confer with the gate agent about this, which I do. The GA, clearly feeling she has better things to do than deal with my petty problems, shrugs and tells me to take it up with the FA on board and dismisses me.
We have no status with the airline and the plane is filling up quickly by the time we board. The 2 FA's greeting us onboard are unmoved and not inclined to get involved. This problem is not theirs. The FA spokesperson says I should go back to where our seats are and ask around to see if some other passengers might be willing to swap seats.
She wants me to make a problem her airline created some other passenger's problem. I am holding a large, 18-month-old toddler in my arms, and this normally well-behaved child is now squirming because she has been a babe in arms for far too long. I say to the FA that I am not going to do that, and that my kids will sit in the seats that NW arbitrarily assigned to them and whatever unfortunate soul ends up stuck next to them is going to be that passenger's problem and woe to whoever gets stuck next to the 18-month-old. Panic ensued, and like magic, my daughter and I were seated together. The boys were still on their own, but by that time, they understood how to behave on a plane and there was no trouble. I think my spouse maybe sort of was okay with that arrangement (LOL), but we never, ever, flew NW again. The next year we bought a Ford Club Wagon and drove that trip for the next 10 years. So I thank NW for being the catalyst for forcing extended quality time on my young family. We have many fond (and some not so fond but still valuable) memories of those long road trips to the Midwest from California.
#235
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I was on a WN flight from LAS once. A young woman was in the middle seat next to me. A young man asked me to move so he could be next to her. I said, "Sure, if it's another aisle seat." Nope. Middle. I told him if he could find an aisle, I'd move. He just looked longingly at her during the first part of the flight, then came up and said he'd found an aisle. "Sure," I said. Turns out it was an aisle next to a POS. And I mean SIZE. Probably 6-4 and 300 lbs. But I have to say--he was a super-polite seat-neighbor. He kept himself as contracted as possible, with his arms on his stomach. I don't know how he did it for so long--I'd have gotten cramps. I was really appreciative of his self-awareness, and thought of how uncomfortable it must be for him squashed into that middle seat.
#236
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Why is it bizarre that people want to sit next to people they know? Do you go to a movie theater with people you know and then sit apart? I’m not saying I don’t understand what you’re asking as my wife and I now frequently book an aisle and window or aisle-aisle or in Y on a 3-3 config. If in a 1-2-1 config in F/J, I’ll book us both a window seat on the single seat side and not a pair in the middle. For our trip over Christmas we’re on a CR9, and I have myself in 1A and her in 2A so we both get windows. So she and I are fine being apart for a few hours and I really prefer an aisle because I get up to go to the bathroom a lot but also love the window so my wife gets it when I’m an aircraft type where I can get both in the same seat. But why is it shocking to some on here that people traveling together will make requests to sit next to each other? Why is it shocking to some on here that there are people who value sitting together more than a specific seat?
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#237
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"I don't want X so it's insane that anyone else would want X"
give me a break
give me a break
#238
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I'm not married, so maybe I just don't get it. But it seems bizarre to me, too. You see each other every day--don't you want a vacation for a few hours?
I was on a WN flight from LAS once. A young woman was in the middle seat next to me. A young man asked me to move so he could be next to her. I said, "Sure, if it's another aisle seat." Nope. Middle. I told him if he could find an aisle, I'd move. He just looked longingly at her during the first part of the flight, then came up and said he'd found an aisle. "Sure," I said. Turns out it was an aisle next to a POS. And I mean SIZE. Probably 6-4 and 300 lbs. But I have to say--he was a super-polite seat-neighbor. He kept himself as contracted as possible, with his arms on his stomach. I don't know how he did it for so long--I'd have gotten cramps. I was really appreciative of his self-awareness, and thought of how uncomfortable it must be for him squashed into that middle seat.
I was on a WN flight from LAS once. A young woman was in the middle seat next to me. A young man asked me to move so he could be next to her. I said, "Sure, if it's another aisle seat." Nope. Middle. I told him if he could find an aisle, I'd move. He just looked longingly at her during the first part of the flight, then came up and said he'd found an aisle. "Sure," I said. Turns out it was an aisle next to a POS. And I mean SIZE. Probably 6-4 and 300 lbs. But I have to say--he was a super-polite seat-neighbor. He kept himself as contracted as possible, with his arms on his stomach. I don't know how he did it for so long--I'd have gotten cramps. I was really appreciative of his self-awareness, and thought of how uncomfortable it must be for him squashed into that middle seat.
#239
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The FAs never said a thing and were very sympathetic.
A couple of months ago, my wife and I boarded in Y, where she began to vomit into the bag in my lap as I skillfully held the bag in my lap in one hand while holding her hair in the other. The FA simply brought a garbage bag back and I deposited the warm, weighty barf-bag into her garbage bag. She too was sympathetic.
In short, you’ll need to look like Patient Zero in World War Z before an FA requests you leave a flight.
#240
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I’ve actually boarded a flight, in F, where I was hacking and coughing and looked like death warmed over... wearing a surgical mask.
The FAs never said a thing and were very sympathetic.
A couple of months ago, my wife and I boarded in Y, where she began to vomit into the bag in my lap as I skillfully held the bag in my lap in one hand while holding her hair in the other. The FA simply brought a garbage bag back and I deposited the warm, weighty barf-bag into her garbage bag. She too was sympathetic.
In short, you’ll need to look like Patient Zero in World War Z before an FA requests you leave a flight.
There's a liability difference between them hearing you say, and thus knowing, and you coughing and them not knowing.