Guess What Delta Will Announce as 2016 "Enhancements"
With Skymiles 2016 on the horizon, as a Diamond medallion here are my guesses as to the next round of "enhancements" to the Skymiles program.
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Why are you giving them ideas?! :P
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DO NOT TRADE THE STOCK.
You obviously have material non-public information and you would be engaging in 'Insider Trading". I'm certain that you don't want to go to jail as Martha Stewart did. |
The southwest one-way thing isn't too bad.
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you forgot a few :
- no more complimentary EC for PM or DM, this will increase the availability of seats. - 25$ phone charge for all customers, allowing our valued customers less hold times - 10$ checked carry on bag fees to help insure more overhead bin space for our valued customers. - paid meals in J so they can insure better quality of product |
Tweet "Delta is great!" and automatically receive DM plus 1 million miles. (Targeted only to NYC and SEA residents.)
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Citing AA's new feature of shuttling elite passengers to transfer gates in Cadillac cars, DL will now allow its elite passengers the opportunity to rent a Cadillac and drive DL executives to and from the airport ;)
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Originally Posted by HongKonger
(Post 23645095)
Tweet "Delta is great!" and automatically receive DM plus 1 million miles. (Targeted only to NYC and SEA residents.)
The forum is "hot" today. :D |
Originally Posted by BumpMeVoucherMeATL
(Post 23644657)
* All 747 routes are being replaced by a flock of modified MD-88s which can be refueled mid-air by US Air Force tankers.
BTW, Eye - Bee - Tea - Elle ;) |
Carry on baggage that cannot fit underneath the seat in front of you will be charged at $40 per item. $50 if you have to gate check
In the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, oxygen masks will fall from the ceiling above you. Pull towards you and insert $6.23, exact change only or you may use a Delta branded American Express card to start the flow of oxygen. After 68.2 seconds you will have to insert another $17.29 (exact change or Delta branded American Express) for an additional 38.43 seconds of oxygen |
Tip jar for the pilot and first officer. Want a direct route avoiding turbulence? You know what to do.
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Tip envelopes on trays for FAs, like Marriott is doing for their housekeepers. DL wants to do it before some other airline (UA since they have a crossover type hook-up with Marriott). After all, we need to continue having UA copy DL rather than the other way around.
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Delta will introduce a copy and paste version of the legendary US ( Useless Air) service concept.
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Originally Posted by nystateofmind
(Post 23645429)
Pull towards you and insert $6.23, exact change only or you may use a Delta branded American Express card to start the flow of oxygen. After 68.2 seconds you will have to insert another $17.29 (exact change or Delta branded American Express) for an additional 38.43 seconds of oxygen
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Originally Posted by BumpMeVoucherMeATL
(Post 23644657)
With Skymiles 2016 on the horizon, as a Diamond medallion here are my guesses as to the next round of "enhancements" to the Skymiles program.
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