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Old Sep 3, 2014, 1:41 am
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Delta SkyClub versus Prison

C'mon Delta....really...???


Just visited the SC @ HNL for the first time ever.

1-ply toilet paper in the men's room.

Seriously.

Even the worst of the worst US county jails and prisons give inmates 2-ply! Lol

"Enhancements"!!!

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Old Sep 3, 2014, 1:52 am
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Old Sep 3, 2014, 1:59 am
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this thread is a pain in the butt.
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Old Sep 3, 2014, 3:26 am
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While you sit there contemplating life. Do like my grand father did with the glossy pages of the Sears and Roebuck's catalog. Just ball up the sheets and un ball them a few times and you end up with some nice soft paper for your tender parts.
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Old Sep 3, 2014, 4:42 am
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Three thoughts here:

1. I doubt many of us here have the necessary basis of experience to compare anything to jail/prison.

2. One-ply becomes eight-ply if you fold it over. The paper may not be the best, but I have yet to have it run out and need to ask the guy in the next stall if he can spare a square.

3. "Wet Wipes" are a traveler's friend and available in travel size.
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Now Crj200 vs prison is thread worthy ....
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Old Sep 3, 2014, 6:09 am
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Originally Posted by 355F1
C'mon Delta....really...???


Just visited the SC @ HNL for the first time ever.

1-ply toilet paper in the men's room.

Seriously.

Even the worst of the worst US county jails and prisons give inmates 2-ply! Lol

"Enhancements"!!!
If you pull out double the amount of toilet paper and fold in half....2-ply! Want to really go nuts, pull triple the amount and create 3-ply.

Problem solved
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Old Sep 3, 2014, 6:12 am
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IBTL.

Where is the least substantial complaints thread?
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Old Sep 3, 2014, 6:42 am
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Old Sep 3, 2014, 7:59 am
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Believe it or not, this has been hashed out before.

FWIW, I only buy one-ply at home, for the aforementioned "one ply becomes eight ply when folded over" point. I actually prefer it.
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Old Sep 3, 2014, 8:03 am
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Originally Posted by 355F1
C'mon Delta....really...???


Just visited the SC @ HNL for the first time ever.

1-ply toilet paper in the men's room.

Seriously.

Even the worst of the worst US county jails and prisons give inmates 2-ply! Lol

"Enhancements"!!!
I'd like to know how you know this?
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Old Sep 3, 2014, 8:06 am
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Old Sep 3, 2014, 8:16 am
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Originally Posted by LaserSailor
Now Crj200 vs prison is thread worthy ....
That's an easy choice. Prison comes with food and a lie-flat bed.
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