Sassy FA
Aug 10, 2013, 2:44 pm
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Sassy FA
Traveling DL 1561 PHL to ATL yesterday, seat 2B. FA was pretty sharp and far from shy, which was a real treat at times. An hour or so into the flight I realized a granule of chocolate had fallen from my Hershey bar and into my lap, settling in the folds of my light-colored pants. I pointed the stain out to the FA and asked for some seltzer water to clean up. She brought me back a full can of seltzer and a towel, asking me which FA aboard today's flight would I like to scrub it out for me!
Ha! I said if i get to choose, i choose you! Anyone in ear shot really enjoyed that.
Ha! I said if i get to choose, i choose you! Anyone in ear shot really enjoyed that.
Aug 10, 2013, 7:00 pm
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What you really wanted to clean it was club soda but DL no longer carries it. Just saying...
But having a yummy-looking FA to scrub the stain out of my pants would definitely make up for that.
But having a yummy-looking FA to scrub the stain out of my pants would definitely make up for that.
Aug 10, 2013, 7:24 pm
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Since two days ago? Because I definitely had a can of club soda in front of me on my 11 flights over the last two and a half weeks. Granted it's Seagram's so it's very club soda like, but it's still club soda.
Aug 10, 2013, 8:05 pm
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OP, did you and the FA then get on an Allegiant flight?
http://www.flyertalk.com/the-gate/bl...-airplane.html
http://www.flyertalk.com/the-gate/bl...-airplane.html
Aug 10, 2013, 9:12 pm
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Originally Posted by HongKonger
What you really wanted to clean it was club soda but DL no longer carries it. Just saying...
Since two days ago? Because I definitely had a can of club soda in front of me on my 11 flights over the last two and a half weeks. Granted it's Seagram's so it's very club soda like, but it's still club soda.
Originally Posted by HongKonger
What you really wanted to clean it was club soda but DL no longer carries it. Just saying...
Since two days ago? Because I definitely had a can of club soda in front of me on my 11 flights over the last two and a half weeks. Granted it's Seagram's so it's very club soda like, but it's still club soda.
Aug 11, 2013, 5:12 am
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Aug 11, 2013, 5:46 am
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Originally Posted by HongKonger
What you really wanted to clean it was club soda but DL no longer carries it. Just saying...
But having a yummy-looking FA to scrub the stain out of my pants would definitely make up for that.
Isn't the only difference between the two the sodium in club soda?
Originally Posted by HongKonger
What you really wanted to clean it was club soda but DL no longer carries it. Just saying...
But having a yummy-looking FA to scrub the stain out of my pants would definitely make up for that.
Isn't the only difference between the two the sodium in club soda?
If DL let you bring baking soda in you could add it to the sparkling water and make your own club soda. Not sure you could get white powder past TSA though.
Aug 11, 2013, 6:40 am
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My definition of "hot" continues to change as i sail through my 40's. YMMV.
Aug 11, 2013, 10:09 am
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It must be blissful seeing the world through Bob Filner's eyes.