“Do You Know Who I Am?”: The Definitive Thread of DYKWIA Stories
#1456
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: LAS
Programs: DL PM, UA PS, Hyatt Globalist, Marriott Titanium
Posts: 4,904
MCO-DTW was oversold, so I inquired about volunteering. They would only put me in Y on the 737 and since it got me to LA 3 hours earlier, no voucher. "Hell no, I won't go." If I wanted to fly a 737 across the country, I'd fly AirTran/Southwest.
#1457
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Portland, OR
Programs: DL MM Gold
Posts: 1,676
So it was about the upgrades, not the MQMs, then. You would have gotten ORC if you asked, I assume? I still like the way you think. ^
#1458
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: LAS
Programs: DL PM, UA PS, Hyatt Globalist, Marriott Titanium
Posts: 4,904
There have been recent reports that ORC has not been granted for voluntary changes including VDBs and SDC (the latter for sure, more surprisingly the former). Usually not a big deal since I can turn a $300 VDB voucher into 6K MQMs easy-peesy (all my travel is self-paid). But in this case, there wouldn't have been a voucher due to earlier arrival.
Gone are the good ol' days where I'd volunteer my seat, get a $400 voucher, and be confirmed in F on a later flight (my favorite instances were LAX-ATL on a 77L in F and a weekday LAX-JFK in B/E on T fares as an FO). Gate agents have been hesitant to give F on a later flight lately, and I can't blame 'em.
#1459
FlyerTalk Evangelist & Ambassador: China
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: DEN
Programs: DL DM/MM, UA 1K, AA Exp, HH Dia, WOH Glob, IHG Plat, Marriott Gold, NA EE, Hertz PC
Posts: 17,421
1B currently has had her bluetooth earpiece in her ear (but off) for 2 hrs into the flight now. Take it off please....
#1460
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Twin Cities
Programs: Delta DM MM, IHG Plat, Hilton DM, Marriott SE, Emerald EE, Oakdale Gun Club, NRA & GOA Life Member
Posts: 3,870
#1461
Original Poster
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: MCO
Programs: DL-DM/1MM, HILTON-DIA, .HYATT-DIA/GLOB , IHG-PLT,HERTZ 5*, NATIONAL ES
Posts: 8,691
#1462
FlyerTalk Evangelist & Ambassador: China
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: DEN
Programs: DL DM/MM, UA 1K, AA Exp, HH Dia, WOH Glob, IHG Plat, Marriott Gold, NA EE, Hertz PC
Posts: 17,421
#1463
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Twin Cities
Programs: Delta DM MM, IHG Plat, Hilton DM, Marriott SE, Emerald EE, Oakdale Gun Club, NRA & GOA Life Member
Posts: 3,870
#1465
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Twin Cities
Programs: Delta DM MM, IHG Plat, Hilton DM, Marriott SE, Emerald EE, Oakdale Gun Club, NRA & GOA Life Member
Posts: 3,870
#1466
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: SLC
Programs: DL FO, KM, & 1.7MM; UA nothing; HH♦; National EE
Posts: 6,344
#1467
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: DTW, LAX, MBJ
Programs: AA, Delta Kryptonium (DM) Hyatt Diamond IHG Fake Plat (Ambassador), HH Gold
Posts: 832
DYKWIA on a CRJ 700. PVD to DTW. Seat 2C
Talking loud on your Blackberry for the 20 mins before take off. Drinking your beer. Complaining about how much you have to pay your contractors and consultants.
When we are ready to go wheels up and you finally shut off your Blackberry you have to go to the bathroom. You complain that Delta needs to get rid of these planes as there is no lav in F. She retorts they took the lav out up front so there would be F and you can enjoy your PFB. You still complain.
After the back and forth with the FA, We wait for you to go to the back and handle your business. We finally go wheels up after you return from your walk of shame from the lav in the back.
****sign*****. Another day another DYKWIA
Talking loud on your Blackberry for the 20 mins before take off. Drinking your beer. Complaining about how much you have to pay your contractors and consultants.
When we are ready to go wheels up and you finally shut off your Blackberry you have to go to the bathroom. You complain that Delta needs to get rid of these planes as there is no lav in F. She retorts they took the lav out up front so there would be F and you can enjoy your PFB. You still complain.
After the back and forth with the FA, We wait for you to go to the back and handle your business. We finally go wheels up after you return from your walk of shame from the lav in the back.
****sign*****. Another day another DYKWIA
#1468
Original Poster
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: MCO
Programs: DL-DM/1MM, HILTON-DIA, .HYATT-DIA/GLOB , IHG-PLT,HERTZ 5*, NATIONAL ES
Posts: 8,691
DYKWIA on a CRJ 700. PVD to DTW. Seat 2C
Talking loud on your Blackberry for the 20 mins before take off. Drinking your beer. Complaining about how much you have to pay your contractors and consultants.
When we are ready to go wheels up and you finally shut off your Blackberry you have to go to the bathroom. You complain that Delta needs to get rid of these planes as there is no lav in F. She retorts they took the lav out up front so there would be F and you can enjoy your PFB. You still complain.
After the back and forth with the FA, We wait for you to go to the back and handle your business. We finally go wheels up after you return from your walk of shame from the lav in the back.
****sign*****. Another day another DYKWIA
Talking loud on your Blackberry for the 20 mins before take off. Drinking your beer. Complaining about how much you have to pay your contractors and consultants.
When we are ready to go wheels up and you finally shut off your Blackberry you have to go to the bathroom. You complain that Delta needs to get rid of these planes as there is no lav in F. She retorts they took the lav out up front so there would be F and you can enjoy your PFB. You still complain.
After the back and forth with the FA, We wait for you to go to the back and handle your business. We finally go wheels up after you return from your walk of shame from the lav in the back.
****sign*****. Another day another DYKWIA
What happens when the DYKWIA's in Y decide to throw their weight around and enforce the "use the lav in your assigned compartment" arguement?
#1469
FlyerTalk Evangelist
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Toledo, OH
Programs: Delta DM & MM, Hilton DM, Marriott gold, Hyatt Globalist, Alaska 75K, Wyndham Diamond,
Posts: 15,399
I hate not having a lav up front. I am sure if they only had one lav up front and none in the back the DYWIA would be complaining about the people from coach coming up to use the lav
#1470
Suspended
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Atherton, CA
Programs: UA 1K, AA EXP; Owner, Green Bay Packers
Posts: 21,690