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squatch Feb 25, 2012 3:00 pm


Originally Posted by flightattendantsteve (Post 18081193)
There is no policy on how drinks are served by Medallion status...

Reading this post only brought one thing to mind...

"Even if your seated in FC... That's doesn't mean your FC"....


+1,000,000

people always whine about some sort of rube-type behavior demonstrated by infrequent travelers, but it's only the DYKWIAs that truly upset me when flying

Often1 Feb 25, 2012 3:00 pm

"Sorry sir, but it appears that you've had too much to drink. I can't serve you anymore."

PRWeezer Feb 25, 2012 3:06 pm


Originally Posted by flightattendantsteve (Post 18081291)
The FA he was harassing about not serving him first should have broke out the top secret "Diamond Cart"... that way he would have felt really important....

Love it! And did this yahoo poll the entire FC cabin to be sure he was the diamondest of the Diamonds & thus must be served first? :rolleyes:

(PS I have some friends who have a DL drink cart at home...going to recommend they bedazzle it as part of their kitchen renovation. :-:)

chucktownmark Feb 25, 2012 3:10 pm

This story had it all - I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats.

JFKSFOLAX_friend Feb 25, 2012 3:21 pm


Originally Posted by Crazyhotelguy (Post 18072594)
I had eggs for breakfast...

:D

+1

Crazyhotelguy Feb 25, 2012 3:27 pm


Originally Posted by bartendress (Post 18080010)
Clearly

:)

LADELTA777 Feb 25, 2012 3:31 pm

I find it hard to believe this since DM are the best at flying they know how to carry themselves with class and act like real genthemen / ladies.

Fly_Delta_Jets Feb 25, 2012 3:43 pm


Originally Posted by chucktownmark (Post 18081373)
This story had it all - I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats.

^^:D
Pulitzer material.

bartendress Feb 25, 2012 5:02 pm


Originally Posted by LADELTA777 (Post 18081468)
I find it hard to believe this since DM are the best at flying they know how to carry themselves with class and act like real genthemen / ladies.

Opinion re: DM= FAIL

Demonstrating that understanding the grammar/spelling rules of the English language is not a requirement for PM= WIN!

:rolleyes:

GRALISTAIR Feb 25, 2012 5:43 pm

As I would say if I was back in Britain -what a w----r

GRALISTAIR Feb 25, 2012 6:45 pm

Well I would like to say thank you for sharing. It all adds to the FT board IMHO.

Nearly as good as some of the Bu-----t I post.;)

Xam Feb 25, 2012 8:15 pm

You would think that most people would just be happy about a free ride up front, in a bigger seat :rolleyes:

dshargorodsky Feb 25, 2012 9:00 pm

DYKWIA Stories
 
What is the most ridiculous DYKWIA type you saw on a Delta flight?

flightattendantsteve Feb 25, 2012 9:28 pm

Immediately popped into my mind....

http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/delta...st-enough.html

JesseRohr Feb 25, 2012 9:47 pm

GM who got booted from a flight I was on last year for a racial slur made to the FA. Upon his escort from the plane he spouted hundreds of thousands of dollars would go to another airline. The F cabin applauded his dismissal. This was DTW - SEA route around July if anyone else was on there with me. Cost us an our delay from our departure but was worth the entertainment factor.


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