No More Shenanigans! New Upgrade Transparency from Delta. Humor.
#34
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Would you expect anything less.
A few SDCs after the T-3 window?!?!? Maybe?
There would never be non-revs sitting up front with Medallions in Y. Of course the identity of the pax sitting next to the Duke of Bombay is "for your eyes only!"
I resemble that remark!!
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A few SDCs after the T-3 window?!?!? Maybe?
There would never be non-revs sitting up front with Medallions in Y. Of course the identity of the pax sitting next to the Duke of Bombay is "for your eyes only!"
I resemble that remark!!
Click MyFlyerTalk, select "edit ignore options" from the left menu, type "houserulz77" into the box, click okay.
#36
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Alternatively, if you are offended by satire (and it is satire rather than sarcasm), you should have known you could stop reading after the first sentence: "After spending countless hours communicating with the top brass at Delta..."
Only Wall Street analysts have access to countless hours of DL top brass time.
Time for a glass of Saki. (with due acknowledgment to Gargoyle for providing the original reference)
And, BTW, well done OP^^^
#37
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OK, I am confused, I cannot match up the seating chart on seatguru. Is this the new 787 configuration?
If I ever meet a GM in F he is usually paid F, SWU, G miles, or on a full Y fare.
If I ever meet a GM in F he is usually paid F, SWU, G miles, or on a full Y fare.
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You should have known this was a put on when you saw the words "Delta", "Upgrade" and "Transparency" in the thread title.
Alternatively, if you are offended by satire (and it is satire rather than sarcasm), you should have known you could stop reading after the first sentence: "After spending countless hours communicating with the top brass at Delta..."
Only Wall Street analysts have access to countless hours of DL top brass time.
Time for a glass of Saki. (with due acknowledgment to Gargoyle for providing the original reference)
And, BTW, well done OP^^^
Alternatively, if you are offended by satire (and it is satire rather than sarcasm), you should have known you could stop reading after the first sentence: "After spending countless hours communicating with the top brass at Delta..."
Only Wall Street analysts have access to countless hours of DL top brass time.
Time for a glass of Saki. (with due acknowledgment to Gargoyle for providing the original reference)
And, BTW, well done OP^^^
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