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Originally Posted by DHG(Th)
(Post 16611396)
Does it apply if the FA ASKS if you want another PDB? Is it kettlish to say sure?
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Originally Posted by DaveNC
(Post 16610299)
So I can't bring fast food into FC and I can't look forward to the meal service in FC, or else I'm a Kettle? That's funny.
if i knew i would be sitting next to OP, i would make sure to eat a sackful of Krystal burgers at 3am that morning after spending 3-4 hours at the Cheetah before my 9am flight - without a shower. you smell what i'm cookin', here? |
Originally Posted by Crazyhotelguy
(Post 16611517)
I love it! FT will be a buzz trying to figure out who it is, bashing them daily, and secretly wanting to be that Kettle! Oh the irony!
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Apparently, by some of these standards, I too am a "kettle." And I'm OK with that.
But, what are you called if you spend your free time generating a list that underhandedly says your travel methods/standards are superior to others; something that seems to happen repeatedly in this forum? Maybe "PMDL Medallion?" <ducking for cover> ;) |
Originally Posted by PepeBorja
(Post 16609736)
You might be a Kettle with Medallion Status if...
If you have gifted status If you don't tip at the Skyclub If after 500K miles there are no GAs or SkyClub people that recognize you If you look forward to the meal service in FC If you use the call button to get the FA If you have to stow your rollerbag sideways If you think the wine selection is pretty good If you "hang out" with the FAs by the galley If you dont shut off your electronics when asked to do so If you watch Morning Joe If you look forward to using the AVOD system If you ask for a second PDB If you are in FC and stow your jacket/coat on the bin If you think the MD-XXs are great If you reach for your phone upon landing and make a call saying "I just landed" If you use your cell phone and make "deals" loudly while sipping on a PBD If you wear flip flops in FC If you "poop" in the A/C WC If you bring a newspaper with you to go "poop" in the A/C WC If you have never bought a gogo pass If you think it is cool to get 500 skypesos for flying in a middle seat If you flatulate in the airplane and think nothing of it If your music selection in your playa' includes Lady Gaga If you don't know what a job well done certificate is |
Originally Posted by Crazyhotelguy
(Post 16611397)
Come clean and take the first step to recovery!
Originally Posted by DaveNC
(Post 16611684)
I'll come clean:
I'll get a t-shirt made ("Platinum Kettle") so y'all won't be surprised by my low-class behavior. If you have gifted status: Given it but never received it. If you look forward to the meal service in FC If you think the wine selection is pretty good: Any free wine is a good :D If you "hang out" with the FAs by the galley: Only while waiting on the lav but never with my newspaper or other library materials If you think the MD-XXs are great ^ If you reach for your phone upon landing and make a call saying "I just landed": Does texting count? :confused: If you flatulate in the airplane and think nothing of it Can't be accused of giving but I have received, esp during boarding....ugh :mad: |
Originally Posted by PepeBorja
(Post 16609736)
You might be a Kettle with Medallion Status if...
If your music selection in your playa' includes Lady Gaga Knowing it puts me in this exclusive club, I'll now be forced to turn my music up so that those around me will be able to hear my mama monster tunes and know my Kettleness without having to buy special bag tags :) |
Originally Posted by Seabilly
(Post 16612119)
Knowing it puts me in this exclusive club......and know my Kettleness without having to buy special bag tags :)
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So what does sitting in FC have to do with bringing food on the plane to eat?
If you just made a tight connection and haven't eaten all day, and then have to do another 2.5 hour leg with no meal service, I see no issue with grabbing a quick sandwich and bringing it on board. This thread reeks of FTS's |
Originally Posted by pdac1975
(Post 16611967)
These are very good. :p I especially like the one about hanging out with the FA's in the Galley. I love watching the faces of the FAs when a guy does this. They look so pained but they have to be polite. Doe's Mr's Salesman really think FA's are impressed by how much a guy flys (which inevitably seems to be the topic of conversation)? Really?
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If you. Think the galley is your home pantry....,
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Originally Posted by DHG(Th)
(Post 16611919)
I'm ordering new "hat stock" as I type and will see my local embroidering lady. First one to acknowledge the new hat in an airport, I'll by the drinks at the SC. ^
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Originally Posted by trlaura
(Post 16612299)
So what does sitting in FC have to do with bringing food on the plane to eat?
If you just made a tight connection and haven't eaten all day, and then have to do another 2.5 hour leg with no meal service, I see no issue with grabbing a quick sandwich and bringing it on board. This thread reeks of FTS's |
Originally Posted by trlaura
(Post 16612299)
So what does sitting in FC have to do with bringing food on the plane to eat?
If you just made a tight connection and haven't eaten all day, and then have to do another 2.5 hour leg with no meal service, I see no issue with grabbing a quick sandwich and bringing it on board. This thread reeks of FTS's This is not Kettle medallion specific. BICOSTAL's response is correct. |
I may not have ridden on many MD 90s, but I love them. I don't care what you guys say =)
I would ride that for 3 hours than a NW metal Boeing 757s (Pacific and Domestic). I was on an MD 90 from MSP - BOS yesterday and it was great. The seats aren't too firm that it makes your butt hurt, like the Airbus A319s or A320s they're too firm and after awhile I start to get aches especially on my left butt cheek. And also, I'm a pretty big guy and I feel so squished when I sit in a 757 and the CRJ's because the seat belt is a little smaller than the MD 90s and the Airbus'. The seat belts on the MD 90s make me feel skinny again =), there's at least 6-8 inches of seat belt left for me =) |
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