Top 10 reasons for Delta.com hang-ups
 

For the second day, delta.com has not allowed many of us to check-in online, view our itineraries, change flights, etc. The site is completely down now. Thought I'd start a Top 10 list for reasons why:

10. Delta canceled Julian Assange's tickets and now Wikileak's supporters are hacking into the site.

:D

Here I was thinking I was the only one. You guys held out on me!

9. When it gets cold in Atlanta, the servers freeze up ;)
8. The servers were used to run the heating system for the Metrodome....
7. AFA has filed interference charges against Delta.com for not promoting a negative enough image of the company.

8: Someone forgot to tell the servers that "smoking is NOT allowed."

6. you accidently entered .com instead of .dumb

Sir, it's snowing in MSP, and we have no control of the weather.

5) this is not Delta sr, this is MWA

4) They had too much vacation time to use before the end of the year and they're off until Jan 3.

Are you sure they simply didn't decide to go back to the way it was in 2008? :D

Or maybe bubba's hosting service (DL's ISP) forgot to pay their "light" bill? ;)

3) They're moving the servers into their shiny new datacenter:

http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/membe...elta-comhq.jpg

(credit for the original joke to the OP, itsaboutthejourney, from this old thread :D)

Could be this new code that was implemented with a recent updated version of Delta.com:

Begin: Display_Segment, Exception** 1-Fake Cheese =/ Real Cheese++> Scan PD Beverage=no/PMNW|PMDL/www.nwa.com> solves_World_hunger}+1SWU=Trash/Award_Calendar_works=/FALSE/Low_Award=Not_available|DYKWIA=Stand_clear.BIC+/Display>>Please wait while we search<Insert Laughing Hyena>_FC_Upgrade<NRSA_Seating_available!Link=Shee na>N|HVC%Display world-class loyalty||Go>>LOOP_Begin:

That's more advanced that I was expecting. I thought it was
10 PRINT Welcome to Delta.com
20 PRINT Would you like to check in online?
30 GOTO 20

That explains the roof collapse.

Keep climbing! ====> Keep Failing!