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Shanna Tova, everybody. As I sit here in my Hyatt Place, I'm staring at an apple, but no honey to be found! I wonder if I can go to the HP Gallery (kitchen) and ask them for a bit of honey...
Somehow I don't think that will work so well. Oh well, there's always next year (in Jerusalem, as they say..) Bostonbali |
L'Shanah Tovah to all ^
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Best Wishes for a happy, healthy and peaceful New Year!
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Happy new year to all!
And Jan, cast off your Republicanism into the waters, if you can find any:p |
Originally Posted by dhammer53
(Post 8394430)
This year I get to spend Yom Kippur in Paris; and I won't be able to understand the Rabbis sermon --- in French. :D
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Originally Posted by violist
(Post 8403289)
Happy new year to all!
And Jan, cast off your Republicanism into the waters, if you can find any:p For ordinary sins, use White Bread For exotic sins, French Bread For particularly dark sins, Pumpernickel For complex sins, Multi-grain For twisted sins, Pretzels For tasteless sins, Rice Cakes For sins of indecision, Waffles For sins committed in haste, Matzah For sins committed in less than eighteen minutes, Shmurah Matzah For sins of chutzpah, Fresh Bread For substance abuse, Poppy Seed For committing arson, Toast For committing auto theft, Caraway For being ill tempered, Sourdough For silliness, Nut Bread For not giving full value, Shortbread For jingoism, Yankee Doodles For excessive use of irony, Rye Bread For telling bad jokes, Corn Bread For hardening our hearts, Jelly doughnuts For being money hungry, Enriched Bread or Raw Dough For war-mongering, Kaiser Rolls For immodest dressing, Tarts For causing injury or damage to others, Tortes For promiscuity, Hot Buns For racism, Crackers For sophisticated racism, Ritz Crackers For davvening off tune, Flat Bread For being holier than thou, Bagels For unfairly upbraiding another, Challah For indecent photography, Cheese Cake For trashing the environment, Dumplings For sins of laziness, Any Very Long Loaf For sins of pride, Puff Pastry For lying, Baked Goods with Nutrasweet and Olestra For wearing tasteless hats, Tam Tams For the sins of the righteous, Angel Food Cake For selling your soul, Devils Food Cake For lust in your heart, Wonder Bread For inhaling, Stoned Wheat |
L'Shanah Tova to my fellow FTers!
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