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bostonbali Sep 12, 2007 7:53 pm

Shanna Tova, everybody. As I sit here in my Hyatt Place, I'm staring at an apple, but no honey to be found! I wonder if I can go to the HP Gallery (kitchen) and ask them for a bit of honey...
Somehow I don't think that will work so well.

Oh well, there's always next year (in Jerusalem, as they say..)

Bostonbali

MRKEY Sep 12, 2007 9:25 pm

L'Shanah Tovah to all ^

Where2next? Sep 12, 2007 11:27 pm

Best Wishes for a happy, healthy and peaceful New Year!

violist Sep 14, 2007 10:34 am

Happy new year to all!

And Jan, cast off your Republicanism into the waters, if
you can find any:p

Gargoyle Sep 14, 2007 5:36 pm


Originally Posted by dhammer53 (Post 8394430)
This year I get to spend Yom Kippur in Paris; and I won't be able to understand the Rabbis sermon --- in French. :D

Are you going to the Grand Synagogue or one of the others? We went to the Grand Synagogue last December, magnificent place, and very friendly.

goalie Sep 14, 2007 11:05 pm


Originally Posted by violist (Post 8403289)
Happy new year to all!

And Jan, cast off your Republicanism into the waters, if
you can find any:p

speaking of the casting of sins for those that are thinking of using bread......

For ordinary sins, use White Bread
For exotic sins, French Bread
For particularly dark sins, Pumpernickel
For complex sins, Multi-grain
For twisted sins, Pretzels
For tasteless sins, Rice Cakes
For sins of indecision, Waffles
For sins committed in haste, Matzah
For sins committed in less than eighteen minutes, Shmurah Matzah
For sins of chutzpah, Fresh Bread
For substance abuse, Poppy Seed
For committing arson, Toast
For committing auto theft, Caraway
For being ill tempered, Sourdough
For silliness, Nut Bread
For not giving full value, Shortbread
For jingoism, Yankee Doodles
For excessive use of irony, Rye Bread
For telling bad jokes, Corn Bread
For hardening our hearts, Jelly doughnuts
For being money hungry, Enriched Bread or Raw Dough
For war-mongering, Kaiser Rolls
For immodest dressing, Tarts
For causing injury or damage to others, Tortes
For promiscuity, Hot Buns
For racism, Crackers
For sophisticated racism, Ritz Crackers
For davvening off tune, Flat Bread
For being holier than thou, Bagels
For unfairly upbraiding another, Challah
For indecent photography, Cheese Cake
For trashing the environment, Dumplings
For sins of laziness, Any Very Long Loaf
For sins of pride, Puff Pastry
For lying, Baked Goods with Nutrasweet and Olestra
For wearing tasteless hats, Tam Tams
For the sins of the righteous, Angel Food Cake
For selling your soul, Devils Food Cake
For lust in your heart, Wonder Bread
For inhaling, Stoned Wheat

jetBlueNYFL Sep 15, 2007 1:05 am

L'Shanah Tova to my fellow FTers!


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