Happy Passover
 

Passover starts Monday evening and I would like to wish my fellow FTers a very happy holiday. Don't stuff yourselves with too much matzo because you know what that can do. ;)

Happy Passover.

http://flyertalk.com/forum/showthrea...light=passover ;)

http://flyertalk.com/forum/showthrea...light=passover ;)

Though not Jewish, I will be slightly observant. Three weeks ago I received a CPAP machine, with a Passover Humidifier.

Felicidades !!!

Thanks! Happy Passover to all my fellow Jewish FT'ers :)

azissen pesach to my fellow lantzmen & lantzwomen f/t'ers from the left coast :)

And a zissen Pesach to all of my fellow Jewish FTers!

You too, Happy Passover to all of my entire family in PHX. :)

Did our FF miles for the 40 years of wandering ever post?

Best wishes at this special time of year to all my fellow Jewish FT'ers.........

And GARGOYLE: LOL :D

A ziesen Pessach to the MOTs^

Free men and women don't sit in Y.

I believe the 365 days to request missing mileage expired a couple thousand years ago.

Chag Sameach Lekoolam.

L'Chaim

Not sure if that's appropriate but it's the only Jewish gesture of good wishes that I know.

Todah rabah! (V'chag sameach!)

B'vkashah!

It sounds like we may even have the potential for a Jew DO? ^ ;)

Did you save your boarding pass?

We carrier pidgeoned those in to the Babylon customer service center eons ago. Might have gotten messed up in processing, since we requested Original Routing Credit.

Not only that, our upgrades never cleared.

Best wishes for a Passover filled with peace and good health.

Best wishes that no one has too digest too much 'shmura' matza!

Happy Passover to everyone.

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:D

PASSOVER'S COMING

A group of leading medical researchers have published data indicating that Seder participants should NOT partake of both chopped liver and charoses.
It seems that this combination can lead to Charoses of the Liver.

At our seder, we had whole wheat and bran matzoh, fortified with Metamucil.
The brand name, of course, is..."Let My People Go."

Old Jewish men in Miami get hernias from wearing chai's which are too heavy. This condition is called chaiatal hernia.

If a doctor carries a black bag and a plumber carries a tool box, what does a mohel carry?
A bris kit


JEWISH JEOPARDY We give the answer, you give the question

A: Midrash
Q: What is a Middle East skin disease?

A: The Gaza Strip
Q: What is an Egyptian Belly Dance?

A: A classroom, a Passover ceremony, and a latke
Q: What are a cheder, a seder, and a tater?

A: Sofer
Q: On what do Jews recline on Passover?

A: Babylon
Q: What does the rabbi do during some sermons?

A: Filet Minyan
Q: What do you call steaks ordered by 10 Jews?

A: Kishka, sukkah, and circumcision
Q : What are a gut, a hut, and a cut?

And speaking of circumcisions: An enterprising Rabbi is offering circumcisions via the Internet.
The service is to be called... E-MOIL

Almost spit out my tea onto the computer screen reading the above & LOL, Gargoyle. Too funny.

Happy Passover everyone. Cheers.

Ditto! ^ Enjoy the holiday. :)

I wish everyone a wonderful holiday as well. This is the first passover that I will spending with my wifes aunt at SPAGO's where a full seder will take plave on APRIL3... I will report back....