Things that, IME, it is impossible to say at FT gatherings
 

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing

Things that you do say when drunk:

Where's Daisy?

"Hi Officer. Have you seen my girlfriend, Daisy?" http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/biggrin.gif

[This message has been edited by Punki (edited 10-08-2002).]

Since someone brought up cops...

I recently saw someone who was a textbook case of what not to do when a cop pulls you over. It looked like it was going to be a simple ticket, but it ended up with someone going to jail in cuffs!

The only part of the conversation that I can repeat here was "you're coming after me for going through a red light when there's someone shooting up the town?"

Let's just say it went downhill from there.

Another Cop Thing:

Sorry occifer I thought the light was blue.

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE FOR KOKO TO SAY WHEN HE'S DRUNK:

"Maybe I shouldn't take my pants off right here in the bar."

"Strip flip-em is a bad idea."

"No. I have to get up early tomorrow morning."

"I am never taking a red-eye again!"

Hmm...should I continue? http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/wink.gif



[This message has been edited by auh2o (edited 10-09-2002).]

THINGS THAT KOKO HAS **NO** PROBLEM SAYING WHILE DRUNK:

"Wanna watch me do cartwheels?"

"Look at my Scooby Doo boxers...."

"Here is the key to my minibar."

"You know what I like?...."

"Where is my cell phone?"

Things that, IME, it is impossible to say at FT gatherings

gruezi jaws

As usual, Rudi, one could find it impossible to say "gruezi jaws" at a FT gathering. Could it be because jaws has never been to a FT gathering?

Maybe, just maybe, that will change soon. jaws, for one, sure hopes it changes.

gruezi Rudi

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"The Eyes of Texas Are Upon You"

Things that, IME, it is impossible to say at FT gatherings

I can tell you everyone's name at this table.

I can tell you everyone's name at this table

(I can: FlyerTalker)

I have been at Flyer Talk events where I could name everybody at the table.

... and I've been at FT events where I called everyone at the table a name.

Three variants of the classic lines rank among the impossible things, not just at FT gatherings, but anywhere:

"I'll still love you the morning after you comp my status."
"Your award ticket is in the mail."
"I'm from Delta RPU and I'm here to help you."

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"Yes, but at least mine will be found in a first class seat." -- Peattie and Taylor

What am I missing??? lol

... and I've been at FT events where I called everyone at the table a name.

didn't I call everyone (60+) at the Halekulani (the PiP's dinner party) by his 'aka' in person (plus an individual gift)?

(but only because of Premex's PiP passport listing all participants and refering to one recent post they made on FlyerTalk)

Rudi, you are correct...

You, or My Big Bruddar PremEx, or Tropical Flyer can correct me but if I remember...

*You read each guest's name by their Flyertalk handle (or if it's the spouse of a Flyertalker their real name) and pointed them out.

*I read some anacdote that you (Rudi) came up to explain the significance of their little gift. (I believe all the gifts were based on something they wrote or did on FT.)

*You went up and presented their little gift.

OMNI: I still have my PIP little gift: a Scotland Yard policeman's whistle. http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/smile.gif I use it to break up fights among my "children" http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/wink.gif

Ok, now that I went totally off topic will I get a "Time Out" Randy? http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/frown.gif

Wait... RANDY might remember this as well. Randy?

Rudi but you are a true gentleman that would always remember everyones name.

Catman, you are 100% correct. wingless I am a good actor ...

[This message has been edited by Rudi (edited 10-16-2002).]

I think the three biggest lies still apply to these. You know what they are:

"Of course I'll respect you in the morning."
"I don't do this very often, but..."

The third one can't be published here.

I know this thread is REALLY old, but I was searching for something else and came across this thread and just couldn't resist the urge to bump this up!

:D It IS a classic....

I will not ever ASK what search word you were looking for after reading post #1. ;)

:D ;) :cool:


^ Good thread anyway!!!