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Superguy Apr 16, 2007 9:49 am

This whole thing reminds me of another FT'ers post awhile back about getting thru immigration in Oz:

Immigration: Do you have a criminal history?
FT'er: Is it still required?
Immigration: *stamps passport and laughs* Welcome to Australia. :D

mwarden Apr 16, 2007 9:59 am

Doesn't work
 

Originally Posted by whirledtraveler (Post 7584223)
Any numeric answer you give is right in some number system. If you're 32, answer 20. That's 32 in hexadecimal.

That would work if you didn't have to say the number.

Green Dragon Apr 16, 2007 12:11 pm


Originally Posted by Superguy (Post 7589455)
This whole thing reminds me of another FT'ers post awhile back about getting thru immigration in Oz:

Immigration: Do you have a criminal history?
FT'er: Is it still required?
Immigration: *stamps passport and laughs* Welcome to Australia. :D

This had me laughing out loud at the office - people were looking at me funny!! :)

Spiff Apr 16, 2007 12:23 pm


Originally Posted by mwarden (Post 7589512)
That would work if you didn't have to say the number.

You say: "20 hex" or "20 base-16"

redbeard911 Apr 16, 2007 12:25 pm

I'd definitely push back on that one. This is getting beyond stupid.

bakoboy Apr 16, 2007 12:31 pm


Originally Posted by Spiff (Post 7585695)
"Just fill the prescription, Pill Boy."

or

"Hey, doc! Are you filling my prescription or someone else's prescription for dementia? I ask because it seems like you're breaking my chops over my memory."

(Note: I have enormous respect for pharmacists and would never answer the question this way unless the pharmacist asked it more than once.)


Superguy Apr 16, 2007 1:12 pm


Originally Posted by Spiff (Post 7590340)
You say: "20 hex" or "20 base-16"

1F would really confuse them. :D

Superguy Apr 16, 2007 1:14 pm


Originally Posted by Green Dragon (Post 7590278)
This had me laughing out loud at the office - people were looking at me funny!! :)

I just wish I remember who posted it. It was a great story. :)

mikeef Apr 16, 2007 2:50 pm


Originally Posted by Spiff (Post 7589355)
Is that Letterman? I've heard it so often associated with various things like:

Junior level classes at Nebraska. (I went to Colorado)

How a guy at work gambled away his summer salary.

How to explain negative numbers.

that I didn't know who thought of it first. Thanks!!

Yup, from a Top 10 majors for football players at some college.

Mike

Superguy Apr 16, 2007 3:08 pm


Originally Posted by mikeef (Post 7591176)
Yup, from a Top 10 majors for football players at some college.

Mike

Or DHS/TSA manager majors. :D

TMOliver Apr 16, 2007 3:22 pm


Originally Posted by gj83 (Post 7584023)
This morning while going through Checkpoint B in CLT the ID checker asked everyone their age. Since it was too early for me to think I just responded instead of giving him a piece of my mind. If checking ID names against the boarding pass is for the airline's revenue protection versus safety, why would he care how old I was. .

Old cops' trick much used by interrogators, La Migra and doormen in saloons over-run by under 21s to check for folks carrying someone eelse's ID. If it's your ID, you'll voice amatching age quickly. With that of a girl in the next dorm, the response may not flow as quaickl. Also woks when the last name on the ID is Jones, and you reply with a heavy Spanish accent.

Spiff Apr 16, 2007 3:30 pm


Originally Posted by TMOliver (Post 7591389)
Old cops' trick much used by interrogators, La Migra and doormen in saloons over-run by under 21s to check for folks carrying someone eelse's ID. If it's your ID, you'll voice amatching age quickly. With that of a girl in the next dorm, the response may not flow as quaickl. Also woks when the last name on the ID is Jones, and you reply with a heavy Spanish accent.

They shouldn't be asking for ID at all, let alone harassing people who have ID. :mad:

Pat89339 Apr 16, 2007 5:44 pm


Originally Posted by Superguy (Post 7589455)
This whole thing reminds me of another FT'ers post awhile back about getting thru immigration in Oz:

Immigration: Do you have a criminal history?
FT'er: Is it still required?
Immigration: *stamps passport and laughs* Welcome to Australia. :D


Originally Posted by Superguy (Post 7590655)
I just wish I remember who posted it. It was a great story. :)

Is that still a requirement to get into your country?

Superguy Apr 16, 2007 7:11 pm


Originally Posted by Pat89339 (Post 7592202)

Thanks for posting the correct version. I figured I'd mess it up. ^

Pat89339 Apr 16, 2007 11:56 pm


Originally Posted by Superguy (Post 7592615)
Thanks for posting the correct version. I figured I'd mess it up. ^

The funny thing is that I remembered it the way you did. I was surprised myself.


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