DCA TSA: Your Pie Can't Fly
Dec 20, 2018, 9:05 am
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DCA TSA: Your Pie Can't Fly
My sister in law baked me a banana cream pie. It's your standard type of pie: graham cracker crust, bananas and cream. I had eaten one slice then packed up the rest to take home to RDU. Unfortunately, DCA TSA determined this cream was "too much of a liquid". I said this was ridiculous and that pie was a food and the agent said in a baffling argument "so is water". I said by his argument I couldn't take a meatball sub through security and he said that was true as marinara was a liquid too.
So I had to throw out 7/8s of a pie. Utterly ridiculous.
So I had to throw out 7/8s of a pie. Utterly ridiculous.
Dec 20, 2018, 10:59 am
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My sister in law baked me a banana cream pie. It's your standard type of pie: graham cracker crust, bananas and cream. I had eaten one slice then packed up the rest to take home to RDU. Unfortunately, DCA TSA determined this cream was "too much of a liquid". I said this was ridiculous and that pie was a food and the agent said in a baffling argument "so is water". I said by his argument I couldn't take a meatball sub through security and he said that was true as marinara was a liquid too.
So I had to throw out 7/8s of a pie. Utterly ridiculous.
So I had to throw out 7/8s of a pie. Utterly ridiculous.
I hope you did as the poster above said and made sure it was not edible. If what the screener said was so, then few pies would ever be allowed through a checkpoint. However, "screener discretion" prevails.
That said, here's a perfect example of TSA nonsense regarding pies and cakes: http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/26188997-post1.html
Why don't you file a complaint with the DHS IG: https://hotline.oig.dhs.gov/hotline/hotline.php Name names if you can.
Dec 20, 2018, 2:03 pm
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I've noted before, an adult human is about 60% water (kids and babies even more)...not sure how that compares to the liquid ratio of a cream pie filling, but don't let TSA know or they'll ban all human beings as being a security risk!
Dec 20, 2018, 6:29 pm
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My sister in law baked me a banana cream pie. It's your standard type of pie: graham cracker crust, bananas and cream. I had eaten one slice then packed up the rest to take home to RDU. Unfortunately, DCA TSA determined this cream was "too much of a liquid". I said this was ridiculous and that pie was a food and the agent said in a baffling argument "so is water". I said by his argument I couldn't take a meatball sub through security and he said that was true as marinara was a liquid too.
So I had to throw out 7/8s of a pie. Utterly ridiculous.
So I had to throw out 7/8s of a pie. Utterly ridiculous.
DCA TSA: so close to management HQ and yet so far from being closely managed.
Dec 20, 2018, 8:18 pm
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I would have stepped out of line, emptied out my Kippie bag and put the largest slice possible in there. Then ate a slice or two. For giggles, file a claim for a replacement pie.
Dec 21, 2018, 6:58 pm
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You can file a complaint to TSA on Facebook. Go to AskTSA and talk to them. Leave your PM to TSA.
Here's a link: https://www.facebook.com/AskTSA/
Here's a link: https://www.facebook.com/AskTSA/
Dec 22, 2018, 5:51 am
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My sister in law baked me a banana cream pie. It's your standard type of pie: graham cracker crust, bananas and cream. I had eaten one slice then packed up the rest to take home to RDU. Unfortunately, DCA TSA determined this cream was "too much of a liquid". I said this was ridiculous and that pie was a food and the agent said in a baffling argument "so is water". I said by his argument I couldn't take a meatball sub through security and he said that was true as marinara was a liquid too.
So I had to throw out 7/8s of a pie. Utterly ridiculous.
So I had to throw out 7/8s of a pie. Utterly ridiculous.
I hate it, but let's be honest, a banana cream pie is certainly gel-like and the cream definitely conforms to the container (the crust).
What we need to do is figure out some strategy for ending the ridiculous war on LGAs. TSA's fondness for fancy electronic gizmos may actually work in our favor if they ever get those liquid screening machines they were drooling over a few years back, so they can loosen the restrictions on liquid quantities and simply start screening the darn things for explosives.
Of course, I won't be holding my breath on that one. Or on any other potentially sense-making moves by TSA.
Dec 22, 2018, 10:37 pm
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As stupid as this is, it's at least consistent with previous TSA stupidities, such as prohibiting peanut butter and Nutella, and cupcakes in jars, because they are "gel-like" and can conform to the container.
I hate it, but let's be honest, a banana cream pie is certainly gel-like and the cream definitely conforms to the container (the crust).
What we need to do is figure out some strategy for ending the ridiculous war on LGAs. TSA's fondness for fancy electronic gizmos may actually work in our favor if they ever get those liquid screening machines they were drooling over a few years back, so they can loosen the restrictions on liquid quantities and simply start screening the darn things for explosives.
Of course, I won't be holding my breath on that one. Or on any other potentially sense-making moves by TSA.
I hate it, but let's be honest, a banana cream pie is certainly gel-like and the cream definitely conforms to the container (the crust).
What we need to do is figure out some strategy for ending the ridiculous war on LGAs. TSA's fondness for fancy electronic gizmos may actually work in our favor if they ever get those liquid screening machines they were drooling over a few years back, so they can loosen the restrictions on liquid quantities and simply start screening the darn things for explosives.
Of course, I won't be holding my breath on that one. Or on any other potentially sense-making moves by TSA.
Dec 23, 2018, 12:21 pm
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You missed a perfect opportunity to throw a pie into the face of a TSA agent. The applause would have been spectacular.
Dec 25, 2018, 7:56 am
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