SDOO Alive & Well at Dulles!
 

1630 and at the United checkpoint for an overseas flight. It's not too crowded, so after passing through the dozen or so ID clerks, I made my way to the line for the main event having avoided the swabbing clerk lurking behind the ID checkers. I got near the front of the line and saw that everyone was going through the WTMD. The <deleted by moderator> was completely roped off! Then, I saw the sign. I had stumbled into an Extortion-Check line. It was just like the good old days. Maybe they're trying to be nice to us thanks to the IG?