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Schmurrr Mar 30, 2015 11:53 am

So, if I "give a non-answer" to a TSA question and look down, TSA will call a LEO?

DeafBlonde Mar 30, 2015 12:12 pm


Originally Posted by Schmurrr (Post 24589603)
So, if I "give a non-answer" to a TSA question and look down, TSA will call a LEO?

No, no, no! That just means you are a politician...I guess...
<shrug> :rolleyes:

mikeef Mar 30, 2015 12:28 pm


Originally Posted by Boggie Dog (Post 24582997)
And these same people want guns!

Rumor has it that if you earn more than 17 points, the TSO gets to shoot you on sight.

Mike

Pesky Monkey Mar 30, 2015 12:48 pm

Blueprints
Bulges in clothing
Global position system (GPS) unit
Liquids or gels (in excessof 3.4 oz or 100 ml)
Photographs/diagrams of high profile targets
Training manuals such as flight, scuba, explosive, or military

Really? .... :confused:

Might as well add "carrying bomb" , "RPG over shoulder".

saizai Mar 30, 2015 1:14 pm


Originally Posted by Pesky Monkey (Post 24589950)
Blueprints
Bulges in clothing
Global position system (GPS) unit
Liquids or gels (in excessof 3.4 oz or 100 ml)
Photographs/diagrams of high profile targets
Training manuals such as flight, scuba, explosive, or military

Really? .... :confused:

Might as well add "carrying bomb" , "RPG over shoulder".

… because your smartphone, water bottle, vacation pictures, and scuba training guide are totally equivalent to an actual explosive device. :confused: :rolleyes:

burbuja0512 Mar 30, 2015 3:00 pm

About 6 months ago, I was taking a medication that caused profuse sweating at certain times of day. I made the mistake of taking it right before going to the airport. My cheeks were red and I was literally dripping sweat so badly I thought that my eye makeup would come off. I was TERRIFIED that this would stop me from traveling!

However, either no one noticed it or (more likely) no one seemed to care. Based on reading this list, I think that's pretty strange.. Either I was "lucky" or they just really aren't looking for women.

pinniped Mar 30, 2015 3:23 pm

Watch out for that weaponized scuba manual...

Pesky Monkey Mar 30, 2015 10:23 pm


Originally Posted by saizai (Post 24590107)
… because your smartphone, water bottle, vacation pictures, and scuba training guide are totally equivalent to an actual explosive device. :confused: :rolleyes:

You missed my point The things they are looking for are every day objects Perhaps they should at least add the unusual ones as well if they're just gonna go off a list
I think we're on the same side ;)

saizai Mar 31, 2015 4:48 am


Originally Posted by Pesky Monkey (Post 24592515)
You missed my point The things they are looking for are every day objects Perhaps they should at least add the unusual ones as well if they're just gonna go off a list
I think we're on the same side ;)

Ah. ^

Well, you'll note that on the "reasons for arrest" list, not a single item has anything to do with terrorism, weapons, or explosives.

I guess they've never had cause to write that, so why have a checkbox? :D

DBCme Mar 31, 2015 5:44 am


Originally Posted by Boggie Dog (Post 24582997)
And these same people want guns!

My thoughts exactly.

With this and the Sunday interview from the Indiana Governor, SNL, the Daily Show and others have more material than they can use for the foreseeable future

InkUnderNails Mar 31, 2015 6:14 am


Originally Posted by DBCme (Post 24593583)
My thoughts exactly.

With this and the Sunday interview from the Indiana Governor, SNL, the Daily Show and others have more material than they can use for the foreseeable future

I would add for balance that installation of a personal server in ones home for government communication, personally deciding applicability of emails for a congressional investigation, and then unilaterally directing the wiping the server, are for also grist for that mill.

GUWonder Mar 31, 2015 7:34 am


Originally Posted by mikeef (Post 24589837)
Rumor has it that if you earn more than 17 points, the TSO gets to shoot you on sight.

Mike

How many points does a SPOTted person at an airport have to collect before the SPOTting TSA employee realizes that the TSA should make Depends or other incontinence products part of the required TSA uniform?

mikeef Mar 31, 2015 10:41 am


Originally Posted by Pesky Monkey (Post 24589950)
Blueprints
Bulges in clothing.

Could be an architect just getting really excited about his pat-down.


Originally Posted by GUWonder (Post 24594049)
How many points does a SPOTted person at an airport have to collect before the SPOTting TSA employee realizes that the TSA should make Depends or other incontinence products part of the required TSA uniform?

The more points a TSO collects, the better. The TSO is the first line of defense against bad guys and they're there for your protection. This manual was clearly created by somebody who had spent a lot of time watching Die Hard with a Vengeance, The Mentalist and Lie to Me. Respect the Authori-tah!

Mike

saizai Mar 31, 2015 1:24 pm


Originally Posted by mikeef (Post 24595069)
This manual was clearly created by somebody who had spent a lot of time watching Die Hard with a Vengeance, The Mentalist and Lie to Me.

Mainly the latter, which is based on Paul Ekman's work. He's directly involved in the SPOT program.

Sad thing is, he used to do really great research — in fact, it's what inspired me to go to grad school to study social neuroscience (and is in part the basis of my thesis).

But then he stopped doing peer-reviewed, published research and started contradicting his own prior research which clearly showed that involuntary displays of basic emotions or stress (which do exist) cannot be reliably attributed to any particular underlying reason, like deception.

This is intuitively obvious if you think about this: suppose a cop asks you, in an interrogation room, whether you raped your ex. You're pretty damn likely to show a spike of CNS stress combined with anger, disgust, fear, or the like. Think of how many potential reasons there are for that reaction (which is all that can be measured externally, even if you're good at it*) that are not "because you're guilty".

* And FWIW, as my thesis work shows (duplicating prior research; see its cites), there's basically zero correlation between whether you actually are good at detecting facial emotion and how confident you are in your assessments, etc.

Mats Mar 31, 2015 1:27 pm

Die Hard with a Vengeance is way beyond the intellectual capacity of the authors of that form. And the The Mentalist would have been like reading James Joyce translated into Finnish.

I went back and read Julie Raines' paper from Northern Kentucky University. She discusses the behavioural aspects used by American Airlines' contract security firm when they were at Orly. These were:

1. Appears nervous
2. Does not cooperate with security agent
3. Passenger tries to avoid questioning
4. Makes contact with other passengers suspiciously
5. Makes contradictory statements

These are not particularly insane criteria even though they are subjective and dependent on the security agent's skill.

But the biggest difference is that they are not scored or ranked. The agent is supposed to THINK.

It's rather like when I teach a class on suicide assessment (a hot topic at the moment.) I always, always taught to never use a score. You can't use a rating scale and say, "You got a 2 out of 10" so you must be fine. Then the patient goes and kills himself. Scoring and ranking are a dangerous way to avoid sound clinical judgment.

saizai Mar 31, 2015 1:39 pm


Originally Posted by Mats (Post 24596074)
I went back and read Julie Raines' paper from Northern Kentucky University.

Link?


It's rather like when I teach a class on suicide assessment (a hot topic at the moment.) I always, always taught to never use a score. You can't use a rating scale and say, "You got a 2 out of 10" so you must be fine. Then the patient goes and kills himself. Scoring and ranking are a dangerous way to avoid sound clinical judgment.
Thanks for doing that. It's a hard topic that most people aren't even aware of, even with suicide being twice as common as death by violence.

Mats Mar 31, 2015 1:53 pm

Sazai,
It's here: http://citation.allacademic.com/meta...256_index.html

Nothing earth-shattering, rather scattered, and not much to do with El Al.
But it does spell out what the agents at Orly were using. And I doubt that the algorithm has changed much.

saizai Mar 31, 2015 2:49 pm

Thanks. Will add to reading list. ^

TravelerMSY Mar 31, 2015 6:04 pm

I imagine there's an unwritten racial/ethnic multiplier to all of these. x5 points if you're not a very American-looking white male or female, regardless of your citizenship or immigration status.

Boggie Dog Mar 31, 2015 6:50 pm


Originally Posted by TravelerMSY (Post 24597413)
I imagine there's an unwritten racial/ethnic multiplier to all of these. x5 points if you're not a very American-looking white male or female, regardless of your citizenship or immigration status.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/1..._1125208.html?

Nah, TSA wouldn't profile. But if they did profile you can bet it was done more than once and at more than one airport.

GUWonder Mar 31, 2015 8:11 pm


Originally Posted by TravelerMSY (Post 24597413)
I imagine there's an unwritten racial/ethnic multiplier to all of these. x5 points if you're not a very American-looking white male or female, regardless of your citizenship or immigration status.

DHS actively lobbied the White House and DOJ to make sure it (especially CBP and TSA) would be exempted from racist profiling prohibitions that were being considered by the White House and DOJ. If DHS didn't tolerate racist profiling, they wouldn't have had such an active effort to make sure they would be exempted in some ways from the White House and DOJ efforts to restrict racist profiling by government employees:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/politi...bdc_story.html

I take that as one of various forms of contextual evidence demonstrating racist profiling has been supported by, and even engaged in by, DHS employees.

FateSucks Apr 1, 2015 2:39 am

In ORD, I dressed quite smartly (turtleneck with Versace pants and a black overcoat) that they still flagged me and wiped my hands to see if I deal with drugs....even if you dress appropriately, the TSA will still find ways to flag you if they are jealous of what you wear.

Ironically, in JFK, I was automatically sent to pre check line despite never signing up....reminded me how security is done on the other side of the Atlantic (no shoe removal and keeping belts on).....I liked it.

saizai Apr 1, 2015 2:50 am


Originally Posted by GUWonder (Post 24597841)
I take that as one of various forms of contextual evidence demonstrating racist profiling has been supported by, and even engaged in by, DHS employees.

You might want to take a read of Ashcroft v Iqbal.

N830MH Apr 8, 2015 1:02 am


Originally Posted by DeafBlonde (Post 24589730)
No, no, no! That just means you are a politician...I guess...
&lt;shrug&gt;

Please stay out of the political. Thank you. No politics please!

Xyzzy Jul 9, 2015 8:27 pm

I l:cool:ve this new video which explains the checklist quite well:

12 signs you might be a terrorst

N830MH Jul 11, 2015 12:23 am

I saw the TSA agent that she was yawn, but she was too tired. When I cross at security yesterday morning. I went through TSA pre-check and when I saw the TSA officer who leave from x-ray machine and it's her turn now.

Boggie Dog Jul 11, 2015 10:20 am


Originally Posted by Xyzzy (Post 25095131)
I l:cool:ve this new video which explains the checklist quite well:

12 signs you might be a terrorst

Tried posting the video link on thr TSA blog. Censorship by government employees is alive and well.

InkUnderNails Jul 21, 2015 3:33 pm

Don't close that!
 
I did not know they could move that fast.

I went through Pre and got the usual bag rape. (Is it just me, or do Pre bags get greater scrutiny?) I got the record slow checker after having to wait 20 minutes from TDC to xray (Woo hoo for PreCheck!). After using enough little swabs to wax a Lincoln, I was clear to go and then it happened.

He had stirred my stuff with great abandon. There are expensive electronics in my bag and there is a place for everything and it only fits if everything is in its place. It was mounded up and piled in the middle and he began to close the Pelican preparing to ride the hard case lid down to force it closed. This might be fine for a week's worth of dirty clothes, but not for electronics.

I was making small talk with the screening manager that had walked by during the process and as soon as I saw the attempt to close the case I yelled "Don't close that!"

Oops!

There were four-five surrounding me immediately including the screening manager. Most were as wild eyed as you would expect someone in the possible presence of a bomb to be. In an even tone I said "If it is not packed correctly you can break something. May I repack?"

That diffused the situation, but I am glad all had cooler heads. One overreaction could have created a serious situation.

exwannabe Jul 28, 2015 2:27 pm

That list is way too funny.


Almanacs
Training manuals such as flight, scuba, explosive, or military
Blueprints
Photographs/diagrams of high profile targets
Yeah, like the dreaded bad guys don't know how to do this electronically.


Global position system (GPS) unit
Do you know anybody who does not travel with a GPS nowadays?


loose batteries
Because the terrorists are way to stupid to figure out how to take the batteries out of devices?


Wearing improper attire for location
Uhm? What exactly is proper attire for "location" when I am in airport about to travel to another climate?


Individuals who are seemingly unrelated but display identical dress or luggage
Am I supposed to be fearful when I see the flock of identically dressed FA's go through TSA?


Bulges in clothing
I think you'r cute :-)

waywardmars Aug 15, 2015 5:38 pm


Originally Posted by bocastephen (Post 24575635)
Whistling???

I mean seriously...whistling???

Are these people demented?

Do they think they're in a Bugs Bunny cartoon?

That is literally the only place someone would think whistling will draw attention away from you. I think the terrorists know better.

Boggie Dog Aug 16, 2015 10:32 am


Originally Posted by waywardmars (Post 25276733)
Do they think they're in a Bugs Bunny cartoon?

That is literally the only place someone would think whistling will draw attention away from you. I think the terrorists know better.

New to TSA antics?

tanja Aug 16, 2015 1:29 pm

I always yawn at the airport cause I can never sleep before an international flight.
Plus I never stand still. Low bloodpressure.. So know TSA is really try to be medical experts. Crazzy.

Boggie Dog Aug 16, 2015 9:08 pm


Originally Posted by tanja (Post 25279666)
I always yawn at the airport cause I can never sleep before an international flight.
Plus I never stand still. Low bloodpressure.. So know TSA is really try to be medical experts. Crazzy.

Of course they are medical experts. TSA presumes to know how much liquid medication a person rewuires for any given flight and will even confiscate some life saving heart medications.


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