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Old Oct 26, 2015, 10:45 am
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TSA Week In Review: Saturday, October 24, 2015

Don't poke the bear with guns, knives, shotgun shells and bear repellant

  • 64 firearms were discovered this week in carry-on bags
  • 3 cans of bear repellant were discovered in carry-on bags this week at Anchorage (ANC), Bozeman (BZN) and Glacier Park (FCA).
  • Inert Ordnance and Grenades
  • Two replica grenades were discovered this week in carry-on bags at Orlando (MCO) and New Orleans (MSY).
  • Two pounds of gun powder and 600 rounds of ammunition were discovered in a checked bag at the Richmond International Airport (RIC)
  • Artfully concealed items
  • Artfully concealed items
  • A cane sword was discovered in a traveler’s carry-on property at Memphis (MEM).
  • A pocketknife was discovered bolted under the liner of a carry-on bag at New Orleans (MSY)
  • A lipstick knife was discovered in a carry-on bag at Shreveport (SHV).
  • Marijuana was discovered concealed in a jar of peanut butter in a checked bag at San Jose (SJC)
  • An aerosol can with a false bottom (concealing marijuana) was discovered in a carry-on bag at Las Vegas (LAS)
  • Knives and throwing stars were discovered at SLC, SAN, SAN, BZN, PHX, PVD, SAN, OAK, BUR, RSW, SAN and LYH
  • 25 20-gauge shotgun shells was discovered in a carry-on bag at AUS

http://blog.tsa.gov/2015/10/tsa-week...rearms_24.html
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Old Oct 26, 2015, 11:02 am
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One knife and the marijuana spiked peanut butter were labeled with dates of 10/16 & 10/17 respectfully.

Looks like Bobbie is padding the found items list again.

edit to add:

And the Bear Spray is captioned with a 10/16 date also.

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Old Oct 26, 2015, 11:21 am
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Originally Posted by Boggie Dog
One knife and the marijuana spiked peanut butter were labeled with dates of 10/16 & 10/17 respectfully.

Looks like Bobbie is padding the found items list again.
Looks like?
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Old Nov 2, 2015, 9:38 am
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TSA Week In Review: Saturday, October 31, 2015

This just in: The TSA is having a sale on guns

  • 68 firearms were discovered this week in carry-on bags
  • Two-feet of replica demolition cord, two blocks of replica Semtex and four blocks of replica C4 at Seattle (SEA)
  • Two cans pictured above were discovered in a carry-on bag at Anchorage (ANC)
  • A 2-ounce container of lighter fluid was detected in carry-on bag at Anchorage (ANC)
  • A pack of firecrackers were discovered in ca carry-on bag at Boise (BOI)
  • Knives and Throwing Stars were discovered in carry-on bags at DAL, SAN, SNA, PHX, ORF, DTW, LAS and ATL.
  • Ammunition was discovered in a carry-on bag at Tulsa (TUL).

http://blog.tsa.gov/2015/10/tsa-week...-firearms.html
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Old Nov 2, 2015, 9:50 am
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Originally Posted by goalie
This just in: The TSA is having a sale on guns

  • 68 firearms were discovered this week in carry-on bags
  • Two-feet of replica demolition cord, two blocks of replica Semtex and four blocks of replica C4 at Seattle (SEA)
  • Two cans pictured above were discovered in a carry-on bag at Anchorage (ANC)
  • A 2-ounce container of lighter fluid was detected in carry-on bag at Anchorage (ANC)
  • A pack of firecrackers were discovered in ca carry-on bag at Boise (BOI)
  • Knives and Throwing Stars were discovered in carry-on bags at DAL, SAN, SNA, PHX, ORF, DTW, LAS and ATL.
  • Ammunition was discovered in a carry-on bag at Tulsa (TUL).

http://blog.tsa.gov/2015/10/tsa-week...-firearms.html
And no comments posted since Monday, October 26, 2015.
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Old Nov 2, 2015, 10:33 am
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Originally Posted by goalie
  • Two-feet of replica demolition cord, two blocks of replica Semtex and four blocks of replica C4 at Seattle (SEA)
Presumably transported by a replica Bad Guy planning a replica attack.
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Old Nov 2, 2015, 10:35 am
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Originally Posted by RadioGirl
Presumably transported by a replica Bad Guy planning a replica attack.
Gotta watch out for all those replicas* dontchaknow

*especially when the TSO's fail their Red Team Tests with replicas
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Old Nov 2, 2015, 10:36 am
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TSA treats 'lifelike' replicas exactly the same as the actual item.

When TSA says '68 firearms', presumably that includes a purse with a embossed firearm image, a two-inch threat wielded by a sock monkey, a neon green plastic nerf pistol....
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Old Nov 2, 2015, 11:15 am
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Originally Posted by chollie
TSA treats 'lifelike' replicas exactly the same as the actual item.

When TSA says '68 firearms', presumably that includes a purse with a embossed firearm image, a two-inch threat wielded by a sock monkey, a neon green plastic nerf pistol....
TSA counts some Jimmy Choo perfumes as handgrenades.
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Old Nov 2, 2015, 11:18 am
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Originally Posted by goalie
This just in: The TSA is having a sale on guns

  • 68 firearms were discovered this week in carry-on bags
  • Two-feet of replica demolition cord, two blocks of replica Semtex and four blocks of replica C4 at Seattle (SEA)
  • Two cans pictured above were discovered in a carry-on bag at Anchorage (ANC)
  • A 2-ounce container of lighter fluid was detected in carry-on bag at Anchorage (ANC)
  • A pack of firecrackers were discovered in ca carry-on bag at Boise (BOI)
  • Knives and Throwing Stars were discovered in carry-on bags at DAL, SAN, SNA, PHX, ORF, DTW, LAS and ATL.
  • Ammunition was discovered in a carry-on bag at Tulsa (TUL).

http://blog.tsa.gov/2015/10/tsa-week...-firearms.html
How many attempted hi-jackings/bombings do they think they thwarted?

I'm guessing the number is zero.
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Old Nov 2, 2015, 11:30 am
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Originally Posted by DaveBlaine
How many attempted hi-jackings/bombings do they think they thwarted?

I'm guessing the number is zero.
That just shows you haven't had the training and you don't know what TSA knows.

That sock monkey character, for example - rumor has it he had been seen in bad company. Guilt by association or something more? He was alleged to have been seen hanging out next to some arabic flash cards at the toy store and then he shows up at the checkpoint packing.

Draw your own conclusions, but me, I feel sooo much safer knowing that sock monkey isn't going to draw down on me halfway through my flight.
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Old Nov 2, 2015, 11:31 am
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Originally Posted by Boggie Dog
TSA counts some Jimmy Choo perfumes as handgrenades.
Only until the end of shift. Taking them home neutralizes the threat.
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Old Nov 2, 2015, 11:37 am
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Originally Posted by chollie
Only until the end of shift. Taking them home neutralizes the threat.
Presumably, there are LGA neutralization devices (trash cans) at their homes too.
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Old Nov 2, 2015, 11:43 am
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Originally Posted by DaveBlaine
Presumably, there are LGA neutralization devices (trash cans) at their homes too.
And those gloves...never underestimate what you can do with the magic blue gloves.

They grope my private parts and it's not sexual, it just neutralizes my bits for the duration of the flight.

Anything for safety.
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Old Nov 2, 2015, 11:58 am
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Originally Posted by chollie
And those gloves...never underestimate what you can do with the magic blue gloves.

They grope my private parts and it's not sexual, it just neutralizes my bits for the duration of the flight.

Anything for safety.
Ahhh, but that's where you're wrong. It's not your private parts....It's your "resistance".

Touching your privates makes them seem like perverts.
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