TSA Epic Fail
 

So the TSO checking my boarding pass and ID this morning, the one who spent 5 minutes checking my documents because he thought for sure I was a terrorist, didn't even notice that I gave him the wrong boarding pass for a different city.

Same nonsense, different day! Thought I'd share for a laugh, or at least a snicker...

What a boring job they have. What a leaky sieve of a so-called "security" layer. I would hawk a booger in their general direction but that would result in their whipping out a yellow card on me for making mock of their null contribution to finding WEI.

When I looked at their applicant specifications, I noted that they require a GED or High School diploma, but nothing was said about literacy. No wonder their application is written at a third grade reading level.

You don't have to be literate to earn a GED or diploma? Sigh.

Stupid, ineffective, and unnecessary jobs shouldn't be done by government employees.

Oh, wait... um, never mind.

Let me guess, FWB?

Mike

No, but no matter...same crap everywhere!

What the clerks don't realize is that after I pass through their portal at a major airport, I throw away the BP with all their scribbles, and print a new one at one of the Customer Service kiosks. No one has yet stopped me at the gate to ask where my TSA-approved BP is.

At PHX T3N tonite, a TSO had to inspect my BP when I got to the front of the "magic squiggle" wait line, then I took two steps to another TSO who also read my BP and added the magic squiggle. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Oh wait, I'm repeating my words.