From Taking Sense Away Blog: TSA policy generator
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Nappy ...
Due to recent intelligence suggesting that terrorists may be planning to use people’s nappy to inflict harm upon our transportation infrastructure, we are pleased to announce that random swabbing of people’s nappy will now constitute the 21st security layer successfully implemented by TSA since its inception.
Due to recent intelligence suggesting that terrorists may be planning to use people’s nappy to inflict harm upon our transportation infrastructure, we are pleased to announce that random swabbing of people’s nappy will now constitute the 21st security layer successfully implemented by TSA since its inception.
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Constitutional rights...
Terrorists are ruthless, with ever-evolving tactics to disrupt our nation’s transportation infrastructure and compromise our way of life. It is essential that our security procedures evolve, as well. As a result, a passenger’s Constitutional rights will now be confiscated at airport security checkpoints.
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Neither fictional nor funny.
Terrorists are ruthless, with ever-evolving tactics to disrupt our nation’s transportation infrastructure and compromise our way of life. It is essential that our security procedures evolve, as well. As a result, a passenger’s Constitutional rights will now be confiscated at airport security checkpoints.
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Neither fictional nor funny.
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In order to reduce the chance of being held up by our new Run Safe Screening, joggers should leave their pepper spray or mace at home, wear form fitting clothing, electronics-free shoes, and shape their running posture and motion so that officers will not confuse the jogger for a terrorists search.
In order to reduce the chance of being held up by our new Run Safe Screening, joggers should leave their pepper spray or mace at home, wear form fitting clothing, electronics-free shoes, and shape their running posture and motion so that officers will not confuse the jogger for a terrorists search.
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It didn't quite work with "marijuana."
We remind the public that 9/11 happened, that terrorists are out there plotting to destroy America’s marijuana, and that the TSA will do whatever is necessary to fulfill its mission to protect America’s transportation infrastructure with all 20 state-of-the-art risk-based layers.
We remind the public that 9/11 happened, that terrorists are out there plotting to destroy America’s marijuana, and that the TSA will do whatever is necessary to fulfill its mission to protect America’s transportation infrastructure with all 20 state-of-the-art risk-based layers.
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It didn't quite work with "marijuana."
We remind the public that 9/11 happened, that terrorists are out there plotting to destroy Americas marijuana, and that the TSA will do whatever is necessary to fulfill its mission to protect Americas transportation infrastructure with all 20 state-of-the-art risk-based layers.
We remind the public that 9/11 happened, that terrorists are out there plotting to destroy Americas marijuana, and that the TSA will do whatever is necessary to fulfill its mission to protect Americas transportation infrastructure with all 20 state-of-the-art risk-based layers.
Weaponized pot ! wow!
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panties (yes this is really what it came up with):
"The recent news of a TSA officers arrest in connection with the
panties bomb plot is disturbing. However, TSA employees represent just one of the 20 risk-based security layers the TSA has put in place to defend the nations travel infrastructure from the ever-evolving terrorist threat."
"The recent news of a TSA officers arrest in connection with the
panties bomb plot is disturbing. However, TSA employees represent just one of the 20 risk-based security layers the TSA has put in place to defend the nations travel infrastructure from the ever-evolving terrorist threat."