Man With World's largest male genitals frisked By TSA At California Airport
Jul 16, 2012, 5:34 pm
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Man With World's largest male genitals frisked By TSA At California Airport
Haven't seen it posted yet, sorry if I missed it. 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1675767.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1675767.html
Last edited by scoow; Jul 18, 2012 at 6:29 am Reason: add "largest" to title
Jul 16, 2012, 5:44 pm
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Jul 17, 2012, 6:24 am
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Can't we say "penis" here? That's what it's called!
Amusing as the story was, it really wasn't much. He was given a secondary pat-down because they thought they say something on the nude-o-scope. That's why most of us here simply decline the nude-o-scope.
It's a waste of time--they can do a patdown anyway--and who needs the cancer risk?
(I wonder if that guy drives a Mini Cooper or a Miata?)
Amusing as the story was, it really wasn't much. He was given a secondary pat-down because they thought they say something on the nude-o-scope. That's why most of us here simply decline the nude-o-scope.
It's a waste of time--they can do a patdown anyway--and who needs the cancer risk?
(I wonder if that guy drives a Mini Cooper or a Miata?)
Jul 17, 2012, 7:35 am
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Jul 17, 2012, 1:45 pm
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Yeah, it was pretty inconvenient for me and, with all those reporters on my front lawn, it scared away my harem. I even had to change my name to "Jonah."
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Jul 18, 2012, 12:12 am
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Jonah Falcon, Man With World's Largest Penis, Frisked By TSA At SFO Airport
http://main.aol.com/2012/07/16/jonah...#slide=1228166
Is that ridiculous? How did he got a those things? He went through the body scanner and TSA found out who have a largest penis. Is he crazy or what?
Is that ridiculous? How did he got a those things? He went through the body scanner and TSA found out who have a largest penis. Is he crazy or what?
Jul 18, 2012, 1:39 am
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