OT: Have they been on your flight?

Old Jan 28, 04, 8:20 am
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OT: Have they been on your flight?

I know this is way OT, but this may be a handy guide if you should find yourself on a flight to, say, Orlando.

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/index.html
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Old Jan 28, 04, 8:41 am
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LE, Thanks for that,I laughed so hard a sprayed coffee on my desk.
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Old Jan 28, 04, 8:47 am
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<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by CT-UK:
LE, Thanks for that,I laughed so hard a sprayed coffee on my desk.</font>
Coffee?
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Old Jan 28, 04, 9:11 am
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Working now - ROTFL!

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Old Jan 28, 04, 9:22 am
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LMAO!

Weatherspoons pub at LHR T4 seems to be one of their secret hideouts too
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Old Jan 28, 04, 9:52 am
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Excellent

On a similar theme, check out Glasgow Survival, especially the "People" and "Toys" sections.

Bridge and tunnel...

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Old Jan 28, 04, 11:22 am
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The Independent has an interesting article on this at http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/thi...p?story=485286

Would I be right in saying that chavscum are more likely to be found flying the package holiday routes, or the no service airlines? Not noticed any on flights to A'dam, but when I flew KLM to there I saw a few that could qualify!!
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Old Jan 28, 04, 11:53 am
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I was in Atlanta last winter at the end of the NBA All Star weekend... blingity, bling bling, bling...

Why is all rap guys are at least 350lbs, wear leather sports team jackets down to their knees, yet still have three "ho's" called Kinesha, Lakesha and Penelope (maybe the last name I heard wrong ).... each of which girls are like Geordie girls in their ability to wear next to no clothing in freezing weather, yet totally unlike same lasses in that they typically look absolutley stunning (although most of it came as a gift from the "playah" in the form of dollars to the cosmetic surgeon).

Suffice to say I am not hip to that scene, daddy-o

Yikes, OT again
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Old Jan 28, 04, 12:28 pm
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And those that aren't flying are employed by the TSA. I particularly enjoyed meeting Chantrelle (I jest not) at LAX the other day. She had two-inch alcopop blue nails (and hair so huge it would have made Marge Simpson's beehive look like a buzzcut) and slouched in a chair bedecked in cheap gold jewellery, toying with her curls and chewing theatrically on bubble gum.

Her badge said "Security Supervisor".
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Old Jan 28, 04, 4:49 pm
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The photo gallery was reminiscent of a night out in Southampton
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Old Jan 28, 04, 4:53 pm
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Actually, LondonElite I believe this is on topic.

I think the new measures taken out by BA to reduce the number of people in the EC is a direct action to rid the Executive Club of 'chavs'
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Old Jan 28, 04, 4:58 pm
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ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Hayez Squad...

http://www.hayezsquad.co.uk/

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Old Jan 28, 04, 5:44 pm
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<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by speedbird2018:
ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Hayez Squad...

http://www.hayezsquad.co.uk/

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It iz zo temptin' to kontakt 'em.... az inn fizzikal kontakt, yoo no wot imm sayyin'?
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Old Jan 28, 04, 5:46 pm
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Clarification on the above:

Contact as in 'fizzical contakt' with a baseball bat
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<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by fbgdavidson:
Clarification on the above:</font>
Sounds like South African to me
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