Things you don’t want to hear

Old May 17, 23, 11:54 am
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Things you don’t want to hear

On the LHR MAN 1402 due out at 18:05.

Pilot comes in the PA system: “Does anyone speak Nigerian?”

I’m tempted to point out that while I don’t speak Yoruba, English is the official language of Nigeria.

It would help pass the time. Meanwhile my chance of watching City put Real in their place die by the minute.

its 18:53. The search for the Nigerian bags continues.
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Old May 17, 23, 12:04 pm
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Good luck to you - and to City!
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Old May 17, 23, 12:06 pm
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Originally Posted by LSunbury
Good luck to you - and to City!
Pushback. We might just get home in time to see the Norwegian monster score in the shootout 😀
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The Madrid fans had by lunch time already taken over city centre bars and were chanting away....
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Hopefully the afternoon is the only thing they enjoy
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I was thinking you were going to say... The left Flangie is broke!
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Yoruba is of no use if one needs a speaker of Hausa or Igbo...
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Old May 17, 23, 3:55 pm
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I’m no doubt being simple, but why would ‘Nigerian’ be of any use? Visual identification of bags?
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Old May 17, 23, 4:21 pm
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‘Are there any firemen on board? Please identify yourself to a member of the cabin crew’ would worry me.
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This thread has just reminded me of an incident many years ago, where the pilot made the request, “ is there a mechanic onboard?”
This was in early 80’s on a charter airline called Pyramid airlines who were operating really old DC 3’s to shuttle workers between Cairo and oilfields in the Western desert. They were actually using dried up lake bed as a landing strip.
In this case the pilot wasn’t looking for the services of a mechanic, but rather access to a tool box. He couldn’t start one of the engines and needed to remove the engine cowling. As I recall, I think the engine was finally started by throwing a cup of jet fuel into the air intake???
I had one or two other scary moments flying with them that would make your hair curl!
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Old May 17, 23, 10:47 pm
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Originally Posted by zanderblue
This thread has just reminded me of an incident many years ago, where the pilot made the request, “ is there a mechanic onboard?”
This was in early 80’s on a charter airline called Pyramid airlines who were operating really old DC 3’s to shuttle workers between Cairo and oilfields in the Western desert. They were actually using dried up lake bed as a landing strip.
In this case the pilot wasn’t looking for the services of a mechanic, but rather access to a tool box. He couldn’t start one of the engines and needed to remove the engine cowling. As I recall, I think the engine was finally started by throwing a cup of jet fuel into the air intake???
I had one or two other scary moments flying with them that would make your hair curl!
DC3's are piston engined and run on avgas not JetA1.
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Old May 17, 23, 11:10 pm
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Originally Posted by Greenpen
‘Are there any firemen on board? Please identify yourself to a member of the cabin crew’ would worry me.
"Is there a pilot on board? Please identify yourself to a member of the cabin crew"
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