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Funniest things you’ve heard on a BA flight

Old Jan 20, 21, 2:18 pm
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Funniest things you’ve heard on a BA flight

While we’re waiting for lockdown to finish.... What is the funniest thing you’ve heard on board a BA flight?
What made me laugh out loud, was a little kid asking dad on the way to TFS..... while taxing from LGW furthest gate to the runway and almost getting to the runway.... ‘Are we there yet dad’? What’s yours?
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Old Jan 20, 21, 2:37 pm
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Old Jan 20, 21, 2:46 pm
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Master Bisonrav proudly announcing to the F cabin on BA11 (Singapore return) that he'd had a "really big poo".
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Old Jan 20, 21, 2:50 pm
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Some absolute empty head thinking that underneath their seat was there storage space for their back pack 👊🏼💥
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Old Jan 20, 21, 3:00 pm
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“Mmm this meal is delicious, and perfectly cooked”
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Old Jan 20, 21, 3:18 pm
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The engineers will have this fixed in 20 minutes.
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Old Jan 20, 21, 3:34 pm
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Originally Posted by bisonrav View Post
Master Bisonrav proudly announcing to the F cabin on BA11 (Singapore return) that he'd had a "really big poo".
Similar to a kid I heard in Male airport lounge toilet saying to his mum ‘that was a really stinky one, eh mum’. I just love kids no nonsense, say it as it is, comments 🥰
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Old Jan 20, 21, 4:07 pm
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The pilot via the public address system asking the only cabin crew member to go and check if the door was closed.
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Old Jan 20, 21, 4:21 pm
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Comments about the long taxi at Schiphol spring to mind, can't remember the exact wording but talking about the long taxi to London City with a short hop across the water.
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Old Jan 20, 21, 4:33 pm
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This is a good while ago, but about half an hour into a flight to LAS, the FO saw fit to remind everyone that this was a non-smoking flight and that anyone caught smoking would be asked to leave the aircraft immediately.
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Old Jan 20, 21, 4:35 pm
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Old Jan 20, 21, 4:40 pm
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while in the air landing into LHR "Cabin Crew prepare for take-off....umm.. I mean landing!"
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Old Jan 20, 21, 4:49 pm
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Originally Posted by KARFA View Post
Sounds like what John Cleese would sound like if he was a pilot.
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Old Jan 20, 21, 5:07 pm
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There must have been a mistake- I always sit in 1A, you will have to sit in 9f
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Old Jan 20, 21, 8:05 pm
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Landing at Barbados a few years ago the arrival PA was particularly long and drawn out... to the point the FA was still spurting her spiel as we pulled on to stand. As soon as she paused to take a breath, (she still wasn't finished) one of the flight deck interrupted with "and if I can get a word in edgeways as we'd all like to get off, cabin crew doors to manual please"
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