Funniest things you’ve heard on a BA flight
Jan 20, 21, 3:18 pm
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Funniest things you’ve heard on a BA flight
While we’re waiting for lockdown to finish.... What is the funniest thing you’ve heard on board a BA flight?
What made me laugh out loud, was a little kid asking dad on the way to TFS..... while taxing from LGW furthest gate to the runway and almost getting to the runway.... ‘Are we there yet dad’? What’s yours?
What made me laugh out loud, was a little kid asking dad on the way to TFS..... while taxing from LGW furthest gate to the runway and almost getting to the runway.... ‘Are we there yet dad’? What’s yours?
Last edited by AmaaiZeg; Jan 20, 21 at 4:39 pm
Jan 20, 21, 4:34 pm
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Similar to a kid I heard in Male airport lounge toilet saying to his mum ‘that was a really stinky one, eh mum’. I just love kids no nonsense, say it as it is, comments 🥰
Jan 20, 21, 5:33 pm
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This is a good while ago, but about half an hour into a flight to LAS, the FO saw fit to remind everyone that this was a non-smoking flight and that anyone caught smoking would be asked to leave the aircraft immediately.
Jan 20, 21, 5:35 pm
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Jan 20, 21, 5:49 pm
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Jan 20, 21, 9:05 pm
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Landing at Barbados a few years ago the arrival PA was particularly long and drawn out... to the point the FA was still spurting her spiel as we pulled on to stand. As soon as she paused to take a breath, (she still wasn't finished) one of the flight deck interrupted with "and if I can get a word in edgeways as we'd all like to get off, cabin crew doors to manual please"
