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Old Feb 1, 2020, 5:50 pm
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Double Entendres thread titles on the BAEC forum

Just a bit of fluff to entertain and challenge fellow forum peeps.
As the title says....
Thread titles that can be read as intended or (usually literally) humorously.
You must back it up with a link, no re-reading of the subject is required.
Here is a rather obvious one to start.
Flying With Crutches
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Old Feb 2, 2020, 1:32 am
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Must've been a rather slow day...
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Old Feb 2, 2020, 1:35 am
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Isn’t there a good British word for this? None of that foreign stuff!
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Old Feb 2, 2020, 1:43 am
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Originally Posted by LondonElite
Isn’t there a good British word for this? None of that foreign stuff!
Fnarr fnarr?


(courtesy of Viz)
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Old Feb 2, 2020, 2:41 am
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Gold member personal greeting

think Austin Powers....
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Old Feb 2, 2020, 2:45 am
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Concorde Lounge Access ?

No, unless it has its own Silver, Gold or CCR card and even then would probably be refused on capacity grounds.
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Old Feb 2, 2020, 3:54 am
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Originally Posted by LondonElite
Isn’t there a good British word for this? None of that foreign stuff!
*Ahem*
Balderderdsh
Pfiffle
As a native South Londoner I could probably think of some more.
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Old Feb 2, 2020, 4:11 am
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Here’s another....

Where are my nuts ?


Ooh err Missus !
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Old Feb 2, 2020, 4:33 am
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Check out my man-sized meat! (with pictures)

(And it's predecessor: I've never seen such a small piece of meat...)
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Old Feb 2, 2020, 5:20 am
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Clicking the “picture of meat” link on the first post, the page can’t be found and you get a HugeDomains.com placeholder. Priceless...
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Old Feb 2, 2020, 5:45 am
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I am not a big fan of double entendres, but I do slip one in every now and then.
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Old Feb 2, 2020, 6:00 am
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A man walked into the CCR, and asked the barman for a double entendre.


So he gave him one...
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Old Feb 2, 2020, 6:42 am
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Doors to manual.
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Old Feb 2, 2020, 7:17 am
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Originally Posted by Gastrocnemius
A man walked into the CCR, and asked the barman for a double entendre.


So he gave him one...
Was that espresso or smooth and easy?
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Old Feb 2, 2020, 7:39 am
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GF getting steamy again

In the US, most would assume GF = girlfriend
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