Didn't quite make the Mile High Club
 

They couldn't even wait until after the plane had taken off;

A DRUNKEN couple have been sentenced after they were caught engaging in some 'amorous' foreplay at the back of a plane, while it was still on the runway.

This was on a BA flight from LHR-MRS. No doubt it caused great inconvenience to all the other passengers with an unexpected return to the gate and subsequent offloading of luggage :mad:

Wayne and Waynetta...

:D DYKHSIA?

Presumably for the next few months STN-MRS will be the route to avoid - something I've always managed up until now ;)

...and then we find out they're avid readers of this forum :p

It's a minor offence compared to overeating at the lounge buffet while printing large documents.

To be honest I'm amazed they had enough room!

She was caught by cabin crew "with her stockings off and legs high in the air"

Obviously hadn't been watching the safety video.

I assume ‘exceptional circumstances’ under EC261 would apply to any delay compensation?

But surely, she must have been prepared to use the brace again? :p

Presumably some sort of 'alternative' brace position.

And others complain about the leg room at the back! She must be very flexible....

I thought warm nuts were only served at the front of the plane?

I’m guessing they had status, Exit rows and lounges are mentioned.

Money can buy anything except good taste.

Isn’t MRS a LHR T3 route?

Should the T3 OneWorld Lounge Crawl thread be updated with a health warning I wonder?!