Stop warming my nuts
#16
Join Date: May 2017
Location: Glasgow and Asia
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#19
Join Date: May 2017
Location: Glasgow and Asia
Programs: BAEC Gold, Hotels.com Gold
Posts: 510
I'm always disappointed at the nut volume in BA bags. When first grasping the bag I always sigh negatively. I've even been known to shake the bag vigorously to force the nuts to the bottom of the bag so I can see exactly how much I'm about to eat.
#20
Join Date: May 2018
Programs: BAEC Silver
Posts: 219
This is where you're going wrong. The amenity pack is supplied before the nuts for a reason, and that reason is to allow you to be blindfolded. You can't truly appreciate the aroma and texture of the nuts if you're looking at them.
#21
Join Date: May 2017
Location: Glasgow and Asia
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Ah I can see now that I have not used the full range of pleasurable accessories. Perhaps the kit should have handcuffs so there can be no touch-bias and it is purely on taste.
#22
Join Date: Aug 2016
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#25
Join Date: May 2018
Programs: BAEC Silver
Posts: 219
As much as we'd all like to be handcuffed, blindfolded and have a nut portion despatched directly into our mouths, there simply aren't enough cabin crew to facilitate this type of service.
#27
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#29
Join Date: Feb 2012
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To the OP, I have no advice to offer, but I sincerely hope that your story comes with a happy ending...
#30
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Join Date: Jun 2014
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I'm taking it at face value, but there are clearly some prudes on this board. I myself started an entirely innocent thread about the various entrances that I could utilise to to gain entry into the LGW lounges, and was almost immediately accused of being smutty. The very idea...
To the OP, I have no advice to offer, but I sincerely hope that your story comes with a happy ending...