Phil the Flyer

This equates to GBP10.65/TP.

ba.com currently has CW for GBP1019 return = GBP4.25/TP; a far cheaper way of acquiring TPs - at least on this route.

The only time(s) I've flown F on this route are either during a sale (GBP250 CW to F upgrade last summer) or by MFUing.

Earthman

Upgrading one way to F on a club sale fare is the only decent value f fare on this journey.
Paying the price you quoted for a 4hr f trip would be stupid.
If the op is buying the f trip to cai on miles either and has tonnes of them,then I'd go for it aswell.

badoc

Someone kindly bought my daughter one of these said presents. I can tell you it spends an awful lot of the time on top of our fridge.

PUCCI GALORE

As CornishSimon said you seem to be able to find the most incredible amount of junk which matches the sort that you talk. I provide Cabaret already. I pole dance and to the wild acclaim of the rough necks in CW and beneath perform striptease to the cries of "More! Encore! Continue! C'est Magnifique"" I do not need cheap tacky props for my act, as you would know. Je suis le Inflight Entertainment System. My Darling JOUY31 (as sweet a man as drew breath from all accounts) will give me the exact translation. Le System de divertissment en vol? SDV?.

I do not need this piece of trash to give you the beating that you deserve.

Talking of this - Phil Darling. Am I so hard on you? Do frame the piece as such moments come rarely. Why with all the men on Flyertalk am I running around after the last inhabitants of Jurassic Park!

vla

You like it rough?

PUCCI GALORE

They're rough - but never ready

HIDDY

The KLM crew I spoke to absolutely hated them........didn't show in their performance though, they were fantastic. ^

Phil the Flyer

With an 0315/0410 hrs (depending on date) ex-CAI dep it's not just the crew that hate them!

Phil the Flyer

Never ready?! I've stood at CAI at midnight every day this year, ready to present you with a bunch of roses and a bottle of duty-free Bombay Sapphire, waiting for you to appear from BA155.

I've had in my hand the description of yourself you sent me (25 years old, blonde, 40DD, 5'10", slim) so that I could give you a surprise welcome to CAI. Not once have I seen a BA CSD matching your description.

I couldn't have been any more ready if I tried.

PUCCI GALORE

Darling Phil. Forgiven as always. I am no longer 25. The rest is fine. Add another 10 years and you have me. Like you, maturity brings its own sweetness. How long have you been at CAI? Actually I have not done one for a while. Maybe I will bid one in the autumn when Cairo has cooled and you are as hot as ever.

What was this thread about?

HIDDY

CAI....place of old mummies and daddies - Phil the Fler being one of them.

macabus

I flew this a while back in F and really enjoyed the high-quality halal catering from CAI.

The meats were exceptional, and the Perrier-Jouet Fleur de Champagne was quite tasty too.

Phil the Flyer

HIDD - at least, unlike yourself, I'm not that senile that I've lost the ability to spell correctly.

TravellerFrequently

Whilst I too, enjoy the F service to CAI, sadly, it is at least a couple of years since the PJ Belle Epoque was served on F.

Lux

I echo all of the (serious) things that Phil says above.

One thing to note that I haven't seen discussed here is that now BA's operating from T1 during renovations at T2, the flight parks on a (very) remote stand. The first bus seems to take only fifteen people (or maybe twenty five), and then the next buses are crammed full. So if you don't make that first bus you'll be stuck in the queue to buy the visa, and then clear immigration. You have been warned - it's a definite drawback of sitting upstairs...