mfolf

I originally wrote this back in April, and a bit has changed since then. I figured I share this with all of you this holiday season with a little more relevant lyrics. Enjoy!

Sung to the tune of "Santa Baby"

Chester baby, a pre-departure drink on my seat, for me
I'm you're most valuable guest
Chester baby, and hurry down the runway tonight

Chester baby, add more 321neos too, from you
We need more routes in the sky
Chester baby, so hurry down the runway tonight

Think of all the cities of bliss
Think of all the lost flights I dearly miss
Bring them back, with lots of love
and please just clear me on that upgrade list

Chester honey, I want a partner airline that flies so far
With worthy redemptions too
Chester baby, so hurry down the runway tonight

Chester baby, one thing that does make me go, GoGo
Put on that 2Ku for me
Chester baby, so hurry down the runway tonight

Chester darling, and do open up that Upgrade space
For my family and friends
Chester baby, and hurry down the runway tonight

Come and share some fruit and cheese
With a glass of hazelnut please
North of Expected I see
Will you make flying much better for me?

Chester baby, don't forget this while on your way: a tray
To hold up my tablet and phones
Chester baby, and hurry down the runway tonight
Hurry down the runway tonight
Hurry, tonight

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